Hi, hope you don't mind me joining late to the party, but your initial post sounded like a cry for help and you sounded lovely. I've read through all the replies and have had a look at your revised website. If your looking for honesty then I would say that the colour green does not make me smile , a jolly website for cakes should engage you immediately - pink, blue, pastels etc are best - and like some of the others , I love you original cartoon work, it looks like you and you obviously chose it for a reason, the one you have now looks like a bottle of wine or a vase and doesn't tell me what you do - which is, make fab cakes. I'm currently having my website graphically updated as I thinks it's cluttered and not professional enough, we did it ourselves - the next one will be just as pretty but sleeker. Your website should reflect you and the cartoon, in my eyes, didn't have any sexual connotations and your name is quirky and should get people's attention.
Definitely join a local business group, share ideas and concerns, there are lots of local supportive groups here in the uk (cake eaters anonymous) - why not start up your own .
Take a look at mine - like I said, needs a good tweak but right now I thinks it's better to have one up linked to your FB page and Twitter etc do not try and compete with Cake Boss, after reading reviews they don't seem to be 'all that'.