Hey, Edna said she uses it as face cream and that's why she looks 22 and gorgeous. (Man, I hope she wasn't kidding... I'm thinking of trying it! Hahaha!)
Ok, you know your hands are dry when you make a fist and your skins rips like tissue paper, leaving thousand of tiny cuts that bleed. You know your skin is in bad shape when you put lotion on and it burns like fire. And I use hi-ratio shortening, so it's not really redneck lotion... it's more like expensive, exclusive baker lotion!