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for a crappy recipe icon_biggrin.gif Think about the question. Hey does anyone have a great tasting recipe for ****? No we only deal in terrible ones. I just tend to cook crappy foods. LOLOL

Mike
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Hey Mike....what IS your favorite crappiest recipe? icon_wink.gif
Friends don't let friends buy grocery store cakes.
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Friends don't let friends buy grocery store cakes.
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icon_lol.gif Years ago, a friend was looking for a new hair stylist. I suggested mine. Friend said, "Is she any good?" I said, "No, she $ucks but I love spending lots of money for crappy haircuts!" icon_confused.gif
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icon_lol.gif Years ago, a friend was looking for a new hair stylist. I suggested mine. Friend said, "Is she any good?" I said, "No, she $ucks but I love spending lots of money for crappy haircuts!" icon_confused.gif



My sister did the same thing to me. She's always told me how much she likes my hair. Her hair stylist moved and sis asked who cuts my hair. When I told her, she asked, "Is she any good?" icon_confused.gif What the . . . ? You've been complimenting me on my hair for years - what do YOU think? I felt like saying, "No . . . she can't cut hair to save herself. I always have to re-cut it myself when I get home."
Even if you're on the right track, if you don't keep moving you'll get run over!
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Even if you're on the right track, if you don't keep moving you'll get run over!
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LOL. As a hairdresser I love when people ask that question indydebi. I get asked at least once a day "Are you any good?" What the heck and am i going to say? "No, actually I really suck!" lol The question makes no sense.
Kel
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I have a crappy recipe for shrimp and rice. My family calls it gruel, as in a Dickens book.
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I have a crappy recipe for shrimp and rice. My family calls it gruel, as in a Dickens book.

. . . icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif you did such a selling job on it . . . I hope you won't be offended when I don't ask you to share your treasure . . . icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
. . . Think of things not as they are . . . but as they might be . . . Don't merely dream . . . but create!!!
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. . . Think of things not as they are . . . but as they might be . . . Don't merely dream . . . but create!!!
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I have a family b/day tmrw,maybe I can tell everyone they are getting a real crapppy meal icon_lol.gif And for sure a crap cake icon_razz.gif
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My alltime favorite question in the bakery......... "Are these cakes fresh?

WHAT?!!!!!!!! icon_eek.gif No , of course not , we only sell stale cake .

Jeeez Loueez!
There is no such thing as too much chocolate!
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There is no such thing as too much chocolate!
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You know it's a crappy recipe when they say, "Mom, please don't ever make this again."
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Speaking of crappy recipes, my stepmom came up with this...this...STUFF...I HATED it and to this will NOT make it. It was ground beef, green beans, tomato sauce, and rice. Had to be the nastiest stuff ever. I don't know why but I never liked it! Always seemed we had this for leftevers...go figure!
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.-Dick Cavett
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.-Dick Cavett
I tried to think but nothing happened!-Curly
I've been temporarily distracted...be back when I lose interest!
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My favorite crappy recipe was a Swiss Steak my mom used to make at least once a month when I was growing up. Ugh. I hated coming home from school and getting a whiff of that on the air! Looking back, it was probably pretty good as my mom is a fantastic cook, but the combo of flavors simply gagged me.
1 Chronicles 23:29
They were in charge of the bread set out on the table, the flour for the grain offerings, the unleavened wafers, the baking and the mixing, and all measurements of quantity and size.
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1 Chronicles 23:29
They were in charge of the bread set out on the table, the flour for the grain offerings, the unleavened wafers, the baking and the mixing, and all measurements of quantity and size.
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I have a family b/day tmrw,maybe I can tell everyone they are getting a real crapppy meal And for sure a crap cake



fiddlesticks: Not crab cakes...? icon_lol.gif
1 Chronicles 23:29
They were in charge of the bread set out on the table, the flour for the grain offerings, the unleavened wafers, the baking and the mixing, and all measurements of quantity and size.
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1 Chronicles 23:29
They were in charge of the bread set out on the table, the flour for the grain offerings, the unleavened wafers, the baking and the mixing, and all measurements of quantity and size.
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I never thought about that wording, guess I'm guilty of asking this of friends icon_redface.gif

My all time least favorite recipe is 'torture jello'. Yup, that's what we call it when you torture perfectly good jello with fruit, marshmallows..etc...

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icon_lol.gif Years ago, a friend was looking for a new hair stylist. I suggested mine. Friend said, "Is she any good?" I said, "No, she $ucks but I love spending lots of money for crappy haircuts!" icon_confused.gif



kinda makes ya wanna go "Here's your sign...." icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
They will remember the quality long after they've forgotten the price..
..the philosophy of my beloved pastry professor..
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They will remember the quality long after they've forgotten the price..
..the philosophy of my beloved pastry professor..
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