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To Cakers Everywhere...Especially my cake buddies on CC


Psalm 9x13

(with the author's apologies to David icon_smile.gif

The LORD is my cake decorator I shall not want for calories 24/7.
He maketh me to mix up the white icing. He leadeth me beside the dish water.
He leveleth my cake. He restoreth my meringue. He leadeth me in the paths of delivery for his brides to be.

Yeah though I walk through the valley of icing bubbles and sliding borders, I will fear neither health department nor bridezilla because Thou art with me. Thy bag and Thy spatula they comforteth me.

Thou preparest a cake table before me in the presence of the milling guests, Thou annointest my head with sweat. My mixer runneth over.

Surely devil's food and angel food will follow me all the days of my baking and I will dwell in the cake box of the LORD forever....


written by Kate K.


Edited by -K8memphis - 1/8/13 at 4:04pm
one baker's never ever do is the next baker's 'i swear by this'
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one baker's never ever do is the next baker's 'i swear by this'
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LOL!!! icon_biggrin.gificon_lol.gifthumbs_up.gif
Keep on cakin'!
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Keep on cakin'!
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Oh my goodness I just laughed so hard my throat is now sore. I'm saving this one!
1, 2, 3, 4 UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS!
SEMPER FI!
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1, 2, 3, 4 UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS!
SEMPER FI!
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Ok so it is almost 1 in the morning here and I am trying SOOOO hard not to laugh out loud that it hurts!!! Too funny!!
Have a great day.... and pass it on!!~~Charlotte
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Have a great day.... and pass it on!!~~Charlotte
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ph my gosh. that's hilarious. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif love it love it love it!
~Normal people worry me~
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~Normal people worry me~
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I'm going to print it out and hang it in my kitchen!
My pants are a little snug-I must be retaining chocolate..
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My pants are a little snug-I must be retaining chocolate..
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it's five years come june since i first posted this

 

thought i'd give it a 'nuther go 'round for everyone

 

see you back here in 2018

 

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