Insulting Birthday Inscriptions

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mary-ann Posted 8 Feb 2006 , 3:22am
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I'm looking for insulting birthday inscriptions for a 50th birthday cake. Any ideas?

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momsandraven Posted 8 Feb 2006 , 3:53am
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"We tried to find some of your friends to celebrate, but they were all extinct."

(That was my DH's suggestion. I'm still thinking...)

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tastycakes Posted 8 Feb 2006 , 3:54am
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"Didn't we give you a 50th during the Reagan years?"

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tastycakes Posted 8 Feb 2006 , 3:55am
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Or, as my kids said to their grandpa a while back:"WOW, that's older than dirt!"

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mamastacy Posted 8 Feb 2006 , 4:34am
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Cake_Princess Posted 8 Feb 2006 , 7:25am
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Originally Posted by mary-ann

I'm looking for insulting birthday inscriptions for a 50th birthday cake. Any ideas?





I bought a card for someone that read:



As you enter your 50s, new doors will open for you.

(A picture of A gypsy with her crystal ball)

On the inside there were pop up doors labelled:

The Geriatric Crisis Center

The Cosmetic Surgery Clinic

The Office of Aging Clinic

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mary-ann Posted 8 Feb 2006 , 3:05pm
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These are great, keep 'em coming!

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briansbaker Posted 8 Feb 2006 , 4:23pm
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"We tried to find some of your friends to celebrate, but they were all extinct."
hahahahahahahahahaha that is a good one!!!!!

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mamastacy Posted 8 Feb 2006 , 5:01pm
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After Fifty Everything that Doesn't Hurt , Doesn't Work!!!

Danger Sagging Body Parts!!

Im Fifty And Feel Great! Feel For Yourself!!!

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Cake_Princess Posted 9 Feb 2006 , 4:12am
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The only down side to being 50 is...

.... It all goes down hill from there....

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steph95 Posted 9 Feb 2006 , 2:25pm
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At 50, diapers and bibs become part of your everyday routine..... too bad they are your own!!!!

I made a card for my Aunt for her 50th and came up with that. Our family is nothing but sarcastic jokesters!!!

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vie Posted 9 Feb 2006 , 2:27pm
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My mother bought a shirt for my dad 10 years ago and it said "50 isn't old if you are a tree" He didn't like it that much.... lol

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Muse Posted 9 Feb 2006 , 2:28pm
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It's better to be over the hill than buried under it!

Darci

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ksmalley Posted 5 Mar 2006 , 6:56pm
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"happy birthday you old buzzard" with a buzzard sitting on a branch.

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alracntna Posted 5 Mar 2006 , 7:00pm
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"happy birthday you old buzzard" with a buzzard sitting on a branch.




i did that cake for a 70 year old grandmother

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Sherry0565 Posted 5 Mar 2006 , 7:02pm
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"it's a good thing you're already over the hill, cuz at you're age, you'd never make it up!"

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ShelbysYummys Posted 5 Mar 2006 , 7:09pm
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lol.... I was ROFLMAF when I read this because when I was 15 many years ago I made my sister a cake. It was for her 21st birthday and on her cake I wrote "OLD" and that was it. On other land mark birthdays I have one the same. It's blunt and staight to the point.
everytime I think if it I laugh. BTW she does to.... and so does everyone else.

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Peachshortcake Posted 5 Mar 2006 , 7:37pm
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I know I should look up to you, but you've been dragged down by all the years.

Fifty's nifty if you're sixty, but to the rest of us its just ancient.

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