Insulting Birthday Inscriptions
Decorating By mary-ann Updated 5 Mar 2006 , 7:37pm by Peachshortcake
"We tried to find some of your friends to celebrate, but they were all extinct."
(That was my DH's suggestion. I'm still thinking...)
I'm looking for insulting birthday inscriptions for a 50th birthday cake. Any ideas?
I bought a card for someone that read:
As you enter your 50s, new doors will open for you.
(A picture of A gypsy with her crystal ball)
On the inside there were pop up doors labelled:
The Geriatric Crisis Center
The Cosmetic Surgery Clinic
The Office of Aging Clinic
"We tried to find some of your friends to celebrate, but they were all extinct."
hahahahahahahahahaha that is a good one!!!!!
After Fifty Everything that Doesn't Hurt , Doesn't Work!!!
Danger Sagging Body Parts!!
Im Fifty And Feel Great! Feel For Yourself!!!
At 50, diapers and bibs become part of your everyday routine..... too bad they are your own!!!!
I made a card for my Aunt for her 50th and came up with that. Our family is nothing but sarcastic jokesters!!!
My mother bought a shirt for my dad 10 years ago and it said "50 isn't old if you are a tree" He didn't like it that much.... lol
"happy birthday you old buzzard" with a buzzard sitting on a branch.
i did that cake for a 70 year old grandmother
"it's a good thing you're already over the hill, cuz at you're age, you'd never make it up!"
lol.... I was ROFLMAF when I read this because when I was 15 many years ago I made my sister a cake. It was for her 21st birthday and on her cake I wrote "OLD" and that was it. On other land mark birthdays I have one the same. It's blunt and staight to the point.
everytime I think if it I laugh. BTW she does to.... and so does everyone else.
I know I should look up to you, but you've been dragged down by all the years.
Fifty's nifty if you're sixty, but to the rest of us its just ancient.
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