Wont Be Able To Allow Any Of My Family Near Any Customers!!!
Business By squarepair Updated 4 Apr 2007 , 6:20am by prterrell
When my 16 yr. old was little he liked eating hush puppies- but would always ask for pup doggies. His father likes to go 4-wheeling. Every now and then my son's dad would take him up a small bump coming into his grandmother's driveway . He would ask his dad to do it but would say " pop a wheel drive, Daddy". I guess he got popping a wheelie and 4-wheel drive mixed up!
Oh my lord! 
I haven't posted in forever and a day but I needed this..you guys are hilarious! Go Big COW!!! HA HA!!!
I have this really funny Aunt..you know, one who never intends to actually be funny. One day she was telling my sil and myself that she had this wonderful clam chowder with the biggest chowders she had ever seen!!! And another day she told us about a friend who has this terrible disease called Celebrity Palsy. I told my sil..that must be the kind only actors get. 
Here's another one from my 9 yr. old. This happened just this past year. He asked me," ya wanna verse me?" I kept asking him to repeat it because I thought maybe I heard him wrong. I guess he got tired of that and got a video game box. It was one of those fighting games my husband plays with him. Every time a match would start on the game it would say something like paul vs. steve. So he thought vs. (versus) was what the game called fighting. I was so relieved! I didn't know what he was asked me to do to him! HEHEHE!
MY 14yo step son says the same thing!! 
When my niece was a toddler, my sister fixed chicken nuggets for dinner one night. When Kaity had cleaned her plate, my sister asked "Do you want some more chicken, baby?"
The next day, Kaity asked if they could have chicken babies for dinner again!
When my niece was a toddler, my sister fixed chicken nuggets for dinner one night. When Kaity had cleaned her plate, my sister asked "Do you want some more chicken, baby?"
The next day, Kaity asked if they could have chicken babies for dinner again!
Hubby tells the story that when he was a kid, he asked his mom, "What's for dinner?" She said, "We're having hamburger, people!"
Hubby said, "Hamburger People! Ewwwwwww!"
LOL. TOO CUTE!! My hubby hates the fondant and my kids love it, ewwww! I have been using that Wilton brand because I am knew to all of this and did not know what different types are out there....so I have a goofy question...what the hay is mmf?? lol, I feel stupid asking but its driven me nuts
MMF is MarshMallow Fondant - really good - really easy - there is a recipe on the site here somewhere....
Last night my kids were eating goldfish crackers. I have a 2 year old daughter and when she says "fishes" it comes out "bishes." So as they were eating, the kids started acting silly and playing around. All of a sudden my daughter yelled
"Hey!! I need more crazy bishes!!!"
OMG!!! Beckysue!!! I'm dyin laughin!!!! Everyone is in bed but i'm lmbo!!!
This is my first time on the forum and it has been hysterical. I have 3 and 5 year old girls. We were at the store yesterday and on the counter beside the register is a display case of fruit flavored condoms and of course they wanted to know what they were and all i could think of was that they were for adulit and to leave as quickly as we could! We had Lima beans 1 night and they didn't want to eat them until my DH told them that they would make there boobs grow. This worked well until the next time we went out to eat and they announced it to the whole resturant! 
My kids always called the fat on meat "squeaky". To this day (and they are 31 and 39) it is called "squeaky." On the other hand, they like their chocolate chip cookies cooked about 3 minutes less than the recipe calls for so they are "squeaky." Don't know how we came up with the same word for such different things.
My ex boyfriend, who was not a fan of my chicken and rolled dumplings, called them "slickers" because he said that they would just slick down your throat. Thankfully, everyone else loves my "slickers" and I get requests for all the potlucks.
All this food is making me hungry................
Diane
lol...too funny...i have to share...yall have me crackin up...
my nephew who will be 22 next week used to get his t's and f's mixed up and he loved trucks so you can figure out what it sounded like when he asked for his truck.
when my 3 yr old says his ABC's everyone cracks up cause when he gets to l-m-n-o-p it sounds like he says -its yellow when i pee-
when i was preggo w/ my now 3yr old son my daughter who was 5 proudly told everyone that if the new baby was a boy she was gonna exchange him...lol..shes 8 now and will sometimes tell us i wish id have exchanged him for a girl.
to my son every meat no matter what is chicken...and he is rather defensive over it too.
and to top it all off ....he walked in on my dh getting reay for work the other day and then came running out of the bathroom all up set i asked him what was wrong and he said my bugs not growing fast enough...lmao
when my lil girl was about 4-5 she would ask me when she got big if she could wear a brawl..it took us a while to figure out she meat bra...so now all bra's are brawls
and just so yall know fondant is really play doh- thats what my kids told my mom i was making the flowers for my first wedding cake out of...haha
OMGosh, y'all are killing me! 
I'm trying to hold in the laughter because I'm on the computer in my son's room & he's sleeping.
here's one of mine...
When my oldest son was 4, my sister asked for him to be the ring bearer in her wedding. My youngest son was an infant at the time. When we went to pick out the new clothes for #1 son, he asked what they were for. I explained that he was going to be Aunt Becca's ring bearer in her wedding. He exclaimed..."Oh Mom, that's a GREAT idea! And Bubba can be her ring tiger!". I couldn't hold it in, I exploded in laughter. he just looked at me like I was crazy.
This is the funniest thread I have EVER read. I have tears streaming down my face and my sides are killing me from laughing so hard. There are so many funnies but the one that got me was the little girl crying telling her mom to stay normal and not turn into a cow...
kids are hilarious
aliekitn 
Speaking of which, has the little calf been born yet, I wonder What is it about L,M,N,O,P. My 4 year old has finally quit saying "Oompa, Loompa,P". Can you guess what movie we have watched a lot at our house!!
Kristin
These are great! No kid stories here, they are very particular about names of things.
It's my fiance that has me worried! When he's sick, he wants his sippers and softie - slippers and blanket. Has a major thing with food and textures. Best story was once we had those canned tamales. If you haven't had them, they're log shaped and have slimy stuff all around. In the middle of eating them, I told him how they looked like someone pinched one off, complete with slime. He about threw up, and still won't eat them. Gee, you mean no more canned ****? Darn
My daughter just turned 20 months this past weekend ( ) and we've been trying to ease her into counting and her ABC's. Well growing up my parent always gave us kids to the count of 3 to stop doing something we weren't supposed to before we got in trouble. Well, my mother and I started this with my daughter (each without the other one knowing it) and she's learning the concept...sort of.
In our house our kitchen and our family room is like one large open space so my DH was in the kitchen and my DD and I were in watching TV. Well she went to get into something she wasn't supposed to and so I started....1........ and then this little voice says.....2?????
DH and I died laughing! DH said, nothing like having her help out in her own punishment 
These are great! No kid stories here, they are very particular about names of things.
It's my fiance that has me worried! When he's sick, he wants his sippers and softie - slippers and blanket. Has a major thing with food and textures. Best story was once we had those canned tamales. If you haven't had them, they're log shaped and have slimy stuff all around. In the middle of eating them, I told him how they looked like someone pinched one off, complete with slime. He about threw up, and still won't eat them. Gee, you mean no more canned ****? Darn
OMG!!!! That is so my DH!! No wierd textures!! I just can't believe that you ACTUALLY ate those things!!!!
These are great! No kid stories here, they are very particular about names of things.
It's my fiance that has me worried! When he's sick, he wants his sippers and softie - slippers and blanket. Has a major thing with food and textures. Best story was once we had those canned tamales. If you haven't had them, they're log shaped and have slimy stuff all around. In the middle of eating them, I told him how they looked like someone pinched one off, complete with slime. He about threw up, and still won't eat them. Gee, you mean no more canned ****? Darn
OMG!!!! That is so my DH!! No wierd textures!! I just can't believe that you ACTUALLY ate those things!!!!
Hehe, that's nothing - he loves SPAM, and will eat it if I don't want to cook. I found an easy way out of canned "meals"
He isn't allowed in the kitchen except to do dishes. When he'd cook, half our grocery bill was canned food. Yuck!
Well she went to get into something she wasn't supposed to and so I started....1........ and then this little voice says.....2?????
DH and I died laughing! DH said, nothing like having her help out in her own punishment
Indydebi,
That sounds pretty yummy to me. I like canned chicken. I use it to make chicken turnovers all the time (yes, just canned chicken, drained, in pie dough shaped like a turnover!). I keep the juice from the can, add some soup base, and make gravy with it.
I am going to try that one day soon. With some soup base gravy on it.
Theresa
Same thing as spanish Empanadas (a savory turnover)....not strange at all. And actually to me that is much like a pot pie, without the pot of course!
Several years ago when I started with fondant I just bought a box of Wilton, not knowing there were alternatives. Dh tried it and was like "Oh that is disgusting!" Ever since then, he has insisted that fondant is gross, fondant is disgusting, and has even mentioned it in front of a few of my friends.
So last week I made my son a cake, the puppy in my photos, and used some FondX fondant like I've been using now for over a year or so. He is like "I don't want any fondant, its so gross!" and wanted it peeled off his piece. Then he decided to take a nibble and said "Hey that's not so bad...." I was like "What? All this time you insist its gross and you haven't even TRIED the stuff I use now?" haha. He ended up eating the fondant that was on his piece after all! And it has been YEARS since a box of Wilton fondant has been in this house. Must make a definite impression!
So many cute and funny stories!
Growing up a family favorite was Watergate Salad, but since the pistachio pudding mix in it makes it green - all us kids just called it "green stuff" and to this day, my MaGra (my grandmother) will say she's bringing "green stuff" to the family picnic!
My middle nephew once asked my mom, "Nana, do you love me?" "Yes, Dale," she replied, "I love you." "Nana, do you LIKE me" he then asked. "Yes, Dale, I love you AND I LIKE you," she answered - oh so cute!
Another one on Dale - when DH and I got married he was 3, almost 4 years old. He and his big brother were going to be ring bearers. Well, the day of the wedding, Dale wasn't so thrilled about walking down the aisle (he was pretty shy back then). He had a little picture book and all he wanted to do was sit in the church entrance and look at the book. His dad told him if he walked down the aisle with his big brother he could have the book afterwards. So they go down the aisle, and Dale is swinging the pillow by one corner! (the rings were actually in the best man's pocket) and then rubs his nose with the corner of the pillow! They finish their walk and go to sit with their dad and Dale says (fairly loudly) "There! I did it. Can I have my book NOW?" You could just tell he thought we were all NUTS for having him walk down the aisle with a pillow!
His older brother, Jordan, who was 5 at the time, LOVED wearing the tux! He didn't want to return it. A few weeks after the wedding he started bugging my dad that he wanted a suit for church. So my mom and dady take him to JC Penny's to buy him a little suit. And he is sooo disappointed because they don't have any tuxedos! My dad eventually talked him into getting a regular suit, because he'd be dressed like him then.
Gosh I miss my nephews! Glad I get to see them this weekend!
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