Kelleym And Buttercream Announce Divorce

After a disastrous trial reconciliation, KelleyM and Buttercream have announced they are immediately filing for divorce. Hes a bum, KelleyM sobbed to her sister at 1:20 this morning. Hes sloppy and messy and he lets me down when it really counts. I cant live like this anymore. Buttercream told friends that KelleyM ignored his best qualities. She had unrealistic expectations. She wanted more than I could give. I knew she was using Fondant again. She would say she was just going out for more butter, and come home with bags of marshmallows, saying she had a craving for Rice Krispy treats. But she never bought Rice Krispies. She wasnt fooling anyone. Cant she see that Fondant tastes like #*%#$? Someday shell be back. Ha! Never! retorted KelleyM. After what that little *^&$@ did to me on that rubber duck cake? Hes lucky Im just divorcing him. Fondant treats me nicemakes me feel like a real decorator. This is the start of my new life, and Im NEVER going back.

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cake looks great!!!...sorry to hear about the divorce though. Perhaps KellyM could find another buttercream that works better and co-operates with her and there could be peace...

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Too funny! However, there is good and bad with everything in life. Remember the good Buttercream has to offer. Hopefully, you and Buttercream will remain friends. Great looking cake.

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You so totally freaked me out!!! I was thinking to myself... "This poor girl is announcing to everyone that she is divorcing her husband!" I just thought that your husband had a username on here called Buttercream. I finally figured out what was going on. Takes me a little while sometimes (I had to read it twice LOL). Anyway, GREAT cake! I love it and think that it is absolutely adoreable :) And I am so happy that you aren't in domestic turmoil!!! Whew....

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That was quite entertaining. I like your imagination. I still like the cake. What's wrong with it? BTW you forgot the "H" in BIRTDAY

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Your cake looks terrific. If your going to kick YOUR buttercream to the curb, I'll take him! :lol:

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OH MY GOD. Thank you kelleylocke, I hadn't delivered it yet!! There was still time to fix it. See how much perspective I've lost? I couldn't even see that.

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please try again so we can all read the next chapter in this saga. (I'm secretly hoping you fail so we can be entertained again) By the way the cake is so cute!

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The ducks are hand-moulded marshmallow fondant. Thanks for everyone's nice comments! Buttercream and I are still in a hostile separation, but the divorce isn't final. Yet.

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That was the coolest thing I've read on this site! And EVERYTHING is cool on this site (I'm addicted!). So how are you going to top this one?! You know people will be expecting a story with every cake now! Thanks for the laugh, and your cake is amazing...

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You and BC still seem to have a beautiful relationship. The cake is evident of that. I don't think a judge would let you get divorced. Not enough grounds!

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You are HYSTERICAL! I laughed through the entire post.... I almost couldn't read it because I was too excited to see how things would end up for KellyM and Buttercream.

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OMG! You are hilarious! My DH read it first and read it off to me in his "reporter" voice. The cake looks wonderful too! I hope you and another buttercream can get together soon (OH wait then the MMF will get upset) It's like DAYS OF OUR LIVES but in cake!

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This was too funny! I needed to laugh out loud...thank you! I wondered if you and BC are getting along any better these days...behind Fondant's back, of course! :)

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please try again so we can all read the next chapter in this saga. (I'm secretly hoping you fail so we can be entertained again) By the way the cake is so cute!

on

cake looks great!!!...sorry to hear about the divorce though. Perhaps KellyM could find another buttercream that works better and co-operates with her and there could be peace...

on

Too funny! However, there is good and bad with everything in life. Remember the good Buttercream has to offer. Hopefully, you and Buttercream will remain friends. Great looking cake.

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You so totally freaked me out!!! I was thinking to myself... "This poor girl is announcing to everyone that she is divorcing her husband!" I just thought that your husband had a username on here called Buttercream. I finally figured out what was going on. Takes me a little while sometimes (I had to read it twice LOL). Anyway, GREAT cake! I love it and think that it is absolutely adoreable :) And I am so happy that you aren't in domestic turmoil!!! Whew....

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That was quite entertaining. I like your imagination. I still like the cake. What's wrong with it? BTW you forgot the "H" in BIRTDAY

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Your cake looks terrific. If your going to kick YOUR buttercream to the curb, I'll take him! :lol:

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OH MY GOD. Thank you kelleylocke, I hadn't delivered it yet!! There was still time to fix it. See how much perspective I've lost? I couldn't even see that.

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That was the coolest thing I've read on this site! And EVERYTHING is cool on this site (I'm addicted!). So how are you going to top this one?! You know people will be expecting a story with every cake now! Thanks for the laugh, and your cake is amazing...

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The ducks are hand-moulded marshmallow fondant. Thanks for everyone's nice comments! Buttercream and I are still in a hostile separation, but the divorce isn't final. Yet.

on

You are HYSTERICAL! I laughed through the entire post.... I almost couldn't read it because I was too excited to see how things would end up for KellyM and Buttercream.

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You and BC still seem to have a beautiful relationship. The cake is evident of that. I don't think a judge would let you get divorced. Not enough grounds!

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OMG! You are hilarious! My DH read it first and read it off to me in his "reporter" voice. The cake looks wonderful too! I hope you and another buttercream can get together soon (OH wait then the MMF will get upset) It's like DAYS OF OUR LIVES but in cake!

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This was too funny! I needed to laugh out loud...thank you! I wondered if you and BC are getting along any better these days...behind Fondant's back, of course! :)

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This cracked me up! I must agree with you; I, too, have divorced the buttercream, or criscocream as I have now come to call it. Liberating, isn't it? Thanks for sharing!


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