KelleyM And Buttercream Announce Divorce

After a disastrous trial reconciliation, KelleyM and Buttercream have announced they are immediately filing for divorce. “He’s a bum,” KelleyM sobbed to her sister at 1:20 this morning. “He’s sloppy and messy and he lets me down when it really counts. I can’t live like this anymore.” Buttercream told friends that KelleyM ignored his best qualities. “She had unrealistic expectations. She wanted more than I could give. I knew she was using Fondant again. She would say she was just going out for more butter, and come home with bags of marshmallows, saying she “had a craving for Rice Krispy treats.” But she never bought Rice Krispies. She wasn’t fooling anyone. Can’t she see that Fondant tastes like #*%#$? Someday she’ll be back.” “Ha! Never!” retorted KelleyM. “After what that little *^&$@ did to me on that rubber duck cake? He’s lucky I’m just divorcing him. Fondant treats me nice…makes me feel like a real decorator. This is the start of my new life, and I’m NEVER going back.”

Comments

astro Says... 9 years ago

I think the cake looks great, don't see anything wrong with the icing! Funny story though!

prettytoya Says... 9 years ago

That was a HOOT! Thanks for the laugh-beautiful cake!

MainCake Says... 9 years ago

You are a very funny lady! Great cake. I love it!

blueskies Says... 9 years ago

Thanks for the laugh...and I agree, the cake looks great!

cakefairy18 Says... 9 years ago

cake looks great!!!...sorry to hear about the divorce though. Perhaps KellyM could find another buttercream that works better and co-operates with her and there could be peace...

frstech Says... 9 years ago

you are too funny !! great cake though !!

Tiramisu Says... 9 years ago

Too funny! However, there is good and bad with everything in life. Remember the good Buttercream has to offer. Hopefully, you and Buttercream will remain friends. Great looking cake.

Lazy_Susan Says... 9 years ago

You so totally freaked me out!!! I was thinking to myself... "This poor girl is announcing to everyone that she is divorcing her husband!" I just thought that your husband had a username on here called Buttercream. I finally figured out what was going on. Takes me a little while sometimes (I had to read it twice LOL). Anyway, GREAT cake! I love it and think that it is absolutely adoreable :) And I am so happy that you aren't in domestic turmoil!!! Whew....

kelleygirl Says... 9 years ago

That was quite entertaining. I like your imagination. I still like the cake. What's wrong with it? BTW you forgot the "H" in BIRTDAY

frstech Says... 9 years ago

plus...you should add novelist to your resume along with cake decorator!!

Kos Says... 9 years ago

Your cake looks terrific. If your going to kick YOUR buttercream to the curb, I'll take him! :lol:

YumFrosting Says... 9 years ago

The cake is ADORABLE despite your problems ( I don't see any!)

denise2434 Says... 9 years ago

:lol: I love your story!! I'm rolling on the floor! :lol: I think your cake looks awesome!!

kelleym Says... 9 years ago

OH MY GOD. Thank you kelleylocke, I hadn't delivered it yet!! There was still time to fix it. See how much perspective I've lost? I couldn't even see that.

subaru Says... 9 years ago

I thought maybe you didn't forget, I thought you told buttercream to get the H out and he did!

lpino Says... 9 years ago

This was very amusing. At first I wasn't sure what was going on but then I caught up! Great cake.

ntertayneme Says... 9 years ago

Your cake is precious and I give you an "A" in creative writing! ;)

mamafrogcakes Says... 9 years ago

Well, as I tell my friends, you know, there are other buttercreams in the sea!

kelleym Says... 9 years ago

I forgot to add....the ducks are hand-moulded MMF (they were my favorite!), and the rest is buttercream.

peysmom Says... 9 years ago

please try again so we can all read the next chapter in this saga. (I'm secretly hoping you fail so we can be entertained again) By the way the cake is so cute!

msc2006 Says... 9 years ago

I love this cake, anyone know what the duckies are made of??

kelleym Says... 9 years ago

The ducks are hand-moulded marshmallow fondant. Thanks for everyone's nice comments! Buttercream and I are still in a hostile separation, but the divorce isn't final. Yet.

SweetThistleCakes Says... 9 years ago

ROFL! You are amazing! I just love the lil' bubbles! It pulls the entire cake together!

gakali Says... 9 years ago

That was the coolest thing I've read on this site! And EVERYTHING is cool on this site (I'm addicted!). So how are you going to top this one?! You know people will be expecting a story with every cake now! Thanks for the laugh, and your cake is amazing...

Molliebird Says... 9 years ago

You and BC still seem to have a beautiful relationship. The cake is evident of that. I don't think a judge would let you get divorced. Not enough grounds!

lindsaycakes Says... 8 years ago

You are HYSTERICAL! I laughed through the entire post.... I almost couldn't read it because I was too excited to see how things would end up for KellyM and Buttercream.

thems_my_kids Says... 8 years ago

you're nuts! That cake is awesome, don't give up on BC just yet, just try a different one!

mkolmar Says... 8 years ago

OMG! You are hilarious! My DH read it first and read it off to me in his "reporter" voice. The cake looks wonderful too! I hope you and another buttercream can get together soon (OH wait then the MMF will get upset) It's like DAYS OF OUR LIVES but in cake!

springlakecake Says... 8 years ago

you are so funny! The cake is awsome! I love it

soccermom17 Says... 8 years ago

Your Description is too funny!! But your cake is even better. i absolutely LOVE your cake!

sharibearie Says... 8 years ago

This was too funny! I needed to laugh out loud...thank you! I wondered if you and BC are getting along any better these days...behind Fondant's back, of course! :)

springlakecake Says... 8 years ago

Youre a hoot! Cute cake too!

kelleym Says... 9 years ago

I forgot to add....the ducks are hand-moulded MMF (they were my favorite!), and the rest is buttercream.

astro Says... 9 years ago

I think the cake looks great, don't see anything wrong with the icing! Funny story though!

prettytoya Says... 9 years ago

That was a HOOT! Thanks for the laugh-beautiful cake!

MainCake Says... 9 years ago

You are a very funny lady! Great cake. I love it!

blueskies Says... 9 years ago

Thanks for the laugh...and I agree, the cake looks great!

peysmom Says... 9 years ago

please try again so we can all read the next chapter in this saga. (I'm secretly hoping you fail so we can be entertained again) By the way the cake is so cute!

cakefairy18 Says... 9 years ago

cake looks great!!!...sorry to hear about the divorce though. Perhaps KellyM could find another buttercream that works better and co-operates with her and there could be peace...

frstech Says... 9 years ago

you are too funny !! great cake though !!

Tiramisu Says... 9 years ago

Too funny! However, there is good and bad with everything in life. Remember the good Buttercream has to offer. Hopefully, you and Buttercream will remain friends. Great looking cake.

Lazy_Susan Says... 9 years ago

You so totally freaked me out!!! I was thinking to myself... "This poor girl is announcing to everyone that she is divorcing her husband!" I just thought that your husband had a username on here called Buttercream. I finally figured out what was going on. Takes me a little while sometimes (I had to read it twice LOL). Anyway, GREAT cake! I love it and think that it is absolutely adoreable :) And I am so happy that you aren't in domestic turmoil!!! Whew....

kelleygirl Says... 9 years ago

That was quite entertaining. I like your imagination. I still like the cake. What's wrong with it? BTW you forgot the "H" in BIRTDAY

frstech Says... 9 years ago

plus...you should add novelist to your resume along with cake decorator!!

Kos Says... 9 years ago

Your cake looks terrific. If your going to kick YOUR buttercream to the curb, I'll take him! :lol:

YumFrosting Says... 9 years ago

The cake is ADORABLE despite your problems ( I don't see any!)

denise2434 Says... 9 years ago

:lol: I love your story!! I'm rolling on the floor! :lol: I think your cake looks awesome!!

kelleym Says... 9 years ago

OH MY GOD. Thank you kelleylocke, I hadn't delivered it yet!! There was still time to fix it. See how much perspective I've lost? I couldn't even see that.

subaru Says... 9 years ago

I thought maybe you didn't forget, I thought you told buttercream to get the H out and he did!

lpino Says... 9 years ago

This was very amusing. At first I wasn't sure what was going on but then I caught up! Great cake.

ntertayneme Says... 9 years ago

Your cake is precious and I give you an "A" in creative writing! ;)

mamafrogcakes Says... 9 years ago

Well, as I tell my friends, you know, there are other buttercreams in the sea!

gakali Says... 9 years ago

That was the coolest thing I've read on this site! And EVERYTHING is cool on this site (I'm addicted!). So how are you going to top this one?! You know people will be expecting a story with every cake now! Thanks for the laugh, and your cake is amazing...

msc2006 Says... 9 years ago

I love this cake, anyone know what the duckies are made of??

kelleym Says... 9 years ago

The ducks are hand-moulded marshmallow fondant. Thanks for everyone's nice comments! Buttercream and I are still in a hostile separation, but the divorce isn't final. Yet.

thems_my_kids Says... 8 years ago

you're nuts! That cake is awesome, don't give up on BC just yet, just try a different one!

lindsaycakes Says... 8 years ago

You are HYSTERICAL! I laughed through the entire post.... I almost couldn't read it because I was too excited to see how things would end up for KellyM and Buttercream.

SweetThistleCakes Says... 9 years ago

ROFL! You are amazing! I just love the lil' bubbles! It pulls the entire cake together!

Molliebird Says... 9 years ago

You and BC still seem to have a beautiful relationship. The cake is evident of that. I don't think a judge would let you get divorced. Not enough grounds!

mkolmar Says... 8 years ago

OMG! You are hilarious! My DH read it first and read it off to me in his "reporter" voice. The cake looks wonderful too! I hope you and another buttercream can get together soon (OH wait then the MMF will get upset) It's like DAYS OF OUR LIVES but in cake!

springlakecake Says... 8 years ago

you are so funny! The cake is awsome! I love it

soccermom17 Says... 8 years ago

Your Description is too funny!! But your cake is even better. i absolutely LOVE your cake!

sharibearie Says... 8 years ago

This was too funny! I needed to laugh out loud...thank you! I wondered if you and BC are getting along any better these days...behind Fondant's back, of course! :)

springlakecake Says... 8 years ago

Youre a hoot! Cute cake too!

tastueck Says... 7 years ago

This cracked me up! I must agree with you; I, too, have divorced the buttercream, or criscocream as I have now come to call it. Liberating, isn't it? Thanks for sharing!


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