After a disastrous trial reconciliation, KelleyM and Buttercream have announced they are immediately filing for divorce. Hes a bum, KelleyM sobbed to her sister at 1:20 this morning. Hes sloppy and messy and he lets me down when it really counts. I cant live like this anymore. Buttercream told friends that KelleyM ignored his best qualities. She had unrealistic expectations. She wanted more than I could give. I knew she was using Fondant again. She would say she was just going out for more butter, and come home with bags of marshmallows, saying she had a craving for Rice Krispy treats. But she never bought Rice Krispies. She wasnt fooling anyone. Cant she see that Fondant tastes like #*%#$? Someday shell be back. Ha! Never! retorted KelleyM. After what that little *^&$@ did to me on that rubber duck cake? Hes lucky Im just divorcing him. Fondant treats me nice
makes me feel like a real decorator. This is the start of my new life, and Im NEVER going back.