Stupid Scammers- I'm Taking Suggestions

Lounge By costumeczar Updated 27 Jan 2016 , 9:44pm by costumeczar

costumeczar Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 2:25am
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I have a couple of scammers on the line right now, and I need fake flavors of cakes to offer them that sound like they could be actual flavors, but are ridiculous. I already used mohair lint crinkle and ocelot bacon caramel, so give me some ideas. They can't be too recognizable, I'm assuming these guys aren't English speakers and are using some kind of translation program, based on the way their emails are written to me. 

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costumeczar Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 3:26am
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Wow...Just an FYI, if anyone's wondering why these scammers keep writing, they're trying to get $1500 out of me. I'm sure it will go up from there if I went along with it.

craftybanana2 Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 3:37am
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Haha! Toofarti sprinkles? Rich Corinthian Leather? Spicy baka filling? Baka is idiot in Japanese, lols sounds like Vaka (cow) though.

Offer them chocolate covered ghost peppers... lols

Magda_MI Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 5:01am
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How about Coconut Marshwiggle, Chartreuse velvet, Purple Rain, Spam buttercream, or that old classic, Crunchy Frog filling.

jellybeanlane Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 5:48am
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Red bea truffle it means red poop in Dutch lol

pastrypet Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 5:53am
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Balsamic Tofu Cream

-K8memphis Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 1:58pm
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@pastrypet  -- i like to use buttermilk in my abc but i only had cream yesterday so i tamped down the oversweet with white balsamic -- worked great -- hahahaha

costumeczar Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 2:35pm
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Those are all disgustingly awesome. I'm waiting to see if the one I sent the first flavors to writes back, sometimes it takes them a while. The other one hasn't responded since I told him that the van that will pick the cake up needs to be very large since the only support pole I could find was from the surplus sale at a gentleman's club.

*Last edited by costumeczar on 22 Jan 2016 , 2:35pm
Webake2gether Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 2:42pm
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Gotta love some spammers!! I can't wait to hear what they respond with.

on a side note cake central has changed a little since I logged in last

640Cake Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 4:52pm
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Stripper pole support.  That should add a plethora of flavors to the cake.  

Jinkies Posted 22 Jan 2016 , 11:50pm
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Haha! @costumeczar ‍ you rock!

costumeczar Posted 24 Jan 2016 , 7:30pm
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He wrote me back, so I gave him all of your suggestions. I told him I don't make Mystery Bump-a-licious, but I do make Mystery Dump-a-licious, which is similar but different. The other guy stopped answering so he may have figured out I'm messing with him.

theresaf Posted 24 Jan 2016 , 8:28pm
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I love how you find it entertaining instead of an opportunity to string a bunch of curses together! And it entertains the rest of us!  So its double good - thank you!

MimiFix Posted 27 Jan 2016 , 7:34pm
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LOVE this thread. You ladies are so funny! Vile-vanilla vinegar, boogerlicious buttercream, cocoa-craptastic chocolate, feline wedding whisker...

costumeczar Posted 27 Jan 2016 , 9:44pm
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They haven't answered  me yet, they both stopped responding when I got a little "off" so they probably figured it out, boooo. Sometimes they take a few days to get back to me, though, so there's still hope.

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