I just got an order for a 40th b-day cake and the office ordering it says they want to be reallly mean . Any realllllllly mean ideas out their???

Ive seen a mean bday cake it was for a 50th. it was an edible image of the person first drivers license on a 1/2 sheet. i can't remember what they wrote on the cake but everyone loved it.

The meanest one I ever saw was a gravestone with a rather mean epitaph piped on it. Then a note made out of gumpaste written with an edible pen was placed on the bottom corner. I don't remember the exact text but it was something along the lines of now that it won't be long till this is needed we' decided to let you see how we will remember you

The meanest one I've seen said "With Deepest Sympathy On Your 40th Birthday".

I love the cake somebody did on here that had a bag of dirt on it and it said something like "You're as old as..." right above the dirt.

What about a coffin with a tiny skeleton in it on top of whatever cake you choose with "Next stop" written near it?

Those are all great ideas!! Thanks oodles!! I'll let you know how it goes!!

for my sisters 40th birthday my sister in law made a cake with a buzzard on it and said happy birthday you old buzzard on it !

You have got to check this out. It is pretty mean!
http://members.nuvox.net/~zt.proicer/cakepict/toiletck.htm

I absolutly LOVE That toilet cake!!! Its exactly what I was looking for!!! Thanks oodles and oodles!!!! I'll let you all know how it turns out!! Thanks to everyone who helped!!!!