Just For A Laugh "16 Month Old Cake"

Baking By remnant3333 Updated 25 Mar 2015 , 3:42pm by craftybanana2

remnant3333 Posted 24 Mar 2015 , 10:21pm
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I saw this and thought it would be funny to post for all to have a laugh

RECIPE FOR A 16 MONTH OLD CAKE 

1. Remove ten blocks, three cars and two balls from kitchen table. Get out two 9 inch cake pans - grease well - set oven at 350 degrees.

2. Measure 1/2 cup shortening into bowl for creaming.

3. Answer the telephone.

4. Wash shortening from toddler's hair. Get broom and dust pan to sweep up remains of bowl that toddler has knocked on the floor.

5. Wipe shortening off the floor. Get a new bowl.

6. Repeat Step #2 and cream well.

7. Add 1 cup sugar gradually.

8. Go look for toddler who is not answering when you call.

9. Change his/her clothes-soaked from playing in the toilet.

10. Answer the door.

11. Remove two trucks from the mixing bowl and get out 2 eggs.

12. Answer the phone.

13. Wash off toddler's shoes and put on clean socks and sneakers, shoes are eggy - get another egg - mop floor.

14. Add eggs to batter, mix well after each addition.

15. Measure flour to sift with 1 tablespoon salt and 1 tablespoon baking powder. First locate sifter -- it was in the sandbox.

16. Measure 1/2 cup milk.

17. Wipe flour off toddler and measure enough to equal amount on the floor. Add more salt and baking powder. Sweet floor.

18. Measure more milk as he/she is drinking the other.

19. Add milk, beat in 1 tablespoon vanilla.

20. Get greased pans and find 1/2 inch of salt in bottom of each. Wash pans and regrease.

21. Get batter and discover that 1/2 of has been added to mix and stirred well.

22. Put toddler in for nap, turn off the oven and discard batter. Call bakery.

23. Take two aspirins and lie down!!!

5 replies
Magic Mouthfuls Posted 24 Mar 2015 , 11:57pm
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Love it!!!

Cher2309b Posted 25 Mar 2015 , 2:24am
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Great fun to read, although not to experience, no doubt. Thank you for a laugh.

julia1812 Posted 25 Mar 2015 , 3:29am
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LOL, reads like a recipe I would follow!

-K8memphis Posted 25 Mar 2015 , 1:15pm
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Cool and too close to true! lol

craftybanana2 Posted 25 Mar 2015 , 3:42pm
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Oh my lands! I see what I have to look forward to... I had better get that gate up fast! xD

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