First Vagina Cake enquiry today

Decorating By 810whitechoc Updated 18 Feb 2014 , 7:19am by Wildgirl

810whitechoc Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 2:21pm
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I have seen vagina cakes, complete with baby's head on Cake Wrecks and couldn't believe people would actually want to eat that let alone deliberately order one.  A girl came in today with a photo on her phone enquiring if we would make the cake.  Do we make vagina cakes? Short answer NO.  Long answer euwwwwww NO.


Of course after the customer left I googled the photo to show everyone - I will spare you the comments. The best response was from our 19 year old male apprentice he turned bright red, then a sickly shade of green and looked around with a panic stricken look on his face and his eye balls frantically spinning around.- hmmm yum yum a vagina cake complete with mother's belly, thighs and a baby's head nestled in some rather large, how do I put this politely... flaps of fondant. Bahahahaha made my day watching him almost run across the room. 


If you want to see the cake google vagina cakes and scroll down a little, it is the one with Good Luck Rachel in blue lettering on the belly.


Am I the only one who just would not make this type of cake?

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liz at sugar Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 3:03pm
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No. No. No no no no no.


I like to take Ron Burgundy's advice and "Stay Classy" and that cake just doesn't fit in.  :)



louglou Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 5:30pm
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AI thought you were going to say that she came in with a photo of her vagina that she wanted you to make into a cake!

Vista Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 6:40pm
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No anatomy cakes here.  I did one pregnant belly cake only because it was for a friend and it was what she really wanted. 

AZCouture Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 7:11pm
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AYes, the infamous Rachel cake. He double hockey sticks NO.

AZCouture Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 7:12pm
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Original message sent by louglou

I thought you were going to say that she came in with a photo of her vagina that she wanted you to make into a cake!

I'd take an anatomically correct request any day over that stupid Rachel cake!

louglou Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 8:40pm
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AWhat's the Rachel cake?

JWinslow Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 8:50pm
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Just Yuck - that is all

CakeRae80 Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 8:57pm
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Oh my I just looked at it and some other really disturbing ones too :eek:

leah_s Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 9:22pm
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Oh Hell no.

AZCouture Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 9:24pm
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AZCouture Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 9:25pm
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AOh sorry, that's probably considered a naughty cake. Feel free to delete, moderator. Was answering a question and didn't think about the obscenity. Boy that's obscene too, on so many levels.

MBalaska Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 9:27pm
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Oh Dang AZ........I don't have a 'witty quote' to insert here!!   :-X

Annabakescakes Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 9:28pm
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And how are people supposed to still have an appetite after they see that? YIK.

louglou Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 9:42pm
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LoveMeSomeCake615 Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 9:51pm
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Oh geeze, why did I google that?! Cannot be unseen! :?

anavillatoro1 Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 9:58pm
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AI am going to rember the name Rachel for the rest of my life, thanks AZ lol

theresaf Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 10:13pm
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Wow am I sorry I looked at that!!  But worse, imagine being at the party and being offered some of it!  And the baby looks like Chucky!  It's a shame because even if the cake is delicious, you can't get past the look!

anaelisabethlee Posted 14 Feb 2014 , 10:31pm
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AI know who made that, she lives in my town!

winniemog Posted 15 Feb 2014 , 6:28am
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AMy anesthesiologist husband remarked that the baby looks dead in the Rachel cake.....but that's just his medical opinion!

810whitechoc Posted 15 Feb 2014 , 8:24am
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I've been trying to come up with a witty quote but the word barf keeps overwhelming any logical thought.

nikki1227 Posted 15 Feb 2014 , 2:00pm
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There's no way in (you know where) that I would make one of those. We have to draw the line somewhere don't we? Now granted, I will do boobs all day long and maybe a backside, but I well NEVER, let me repeat NEVER, make a vag or a penis cake! Who would want to eat that? I lost my appetite just looking at that!!

SweetCarolines Posted 15 Feb 2014 , 4:52pm
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Well, that's one way to eat the placenta. 

costumeczar Posted 15 Feb 2014 , 7:41pm
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The question of the day on my blog today was what nasty cake have you been asked to make that you didn't want to, and that cake came up. Then my lunch tried to come up right after I saw it. Blearggh!

kblickster Posted 15 Feb 2014 , 8:33pm
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I made a penis cake once and it took everything I had to finish it.  I made it for a friend who wanted it as a joke for someone.  The cake was being transported to another state and I made her promise that no pictures of it would ever be posted on the internet.


I vowed then that I would never do another one.  It was not fun, I was embarrassed while making it and it just felt wrong.


That vagina cake is even worse though.  Why would anyone want to eat something like that?

WeezyS Posted 16 Feb 2014 , 1:09am
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Absulutely Disgusting! Why stoop to that level of cake decorating? I have more pride, sorry!

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