Things Not To Say To Your Wife/husband/gf/bf

Lounge By kaylawaylalayla Updated 10 Jul 2013 , 9:58pm by Annabakescakes

kaylawaylalayla Posted 8 Jul 2013 , 4:04pm
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AWhat are some crazy silly things that you have said or your significant other has said to you?

Last night my husband looked at me and said " hey, if you do wanna watch a movie after you get the baby to bed... can you brush your hair first? "

Of course, I just went to bed :p

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sixinarow Posted 8 Jul 2013 , 7:55pm
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AI got a butched, bad, bad haircut about a month before our wedding, went over to my (then) fiance's house in tears and his comment, "What were you trying to do? Look like Liza Minelli?"(sorry, spelling??) We've been married for almost 15 years, and I still won't let him forget that one. My hair did grow out thankfully. ;)

DeliciousDesserts Posted 8 Jul 2013 , 7:58pm
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AANYTHING negative about a cake on the way to deliver'!!!

My husband did that Once.

Dayti Posted 8 Jul 2013 , 8:02pm
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On a friday afternoon/evening at the bakery...what time will you be home? What time will you be home? What time will you be home? What time will you be home? icon_mad.gif

morganchampagne Posted 8 Jul 2013 , 9:06pm
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A"Can I use your torch thingy I just want to make some kind of sugar art; ill just use some of your latex gloves to protect my hands" he has since been banned from my kitchen!

IAmPamCakes Posted 8 Jul 2013 , 9:09pm
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A"Oh, that's cute... What is it?" I haven't actually gotten this one, but it would grind my gears if I did.

FromScratchSF Posted 8 Jul 2013 , 9:45pm
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1.  "Hey, I told my office that I'll be bringing your cupcakes to happy hour tomorrow.  That OK?  Supposed to be about 200 people."  He dropped this gem on me at 6pm the night prior.  Uh, no.

 

2.  "I don't understand why you can't use a pizza lifter to put on your fondant".  His "solution" to helping save my back.

 

But the worst for me???

 

3.  "What are your plans this weekend?" Uh, the same as EVERY weekend - I am WORKING!

scrumdiddlycakes Posted 8 Jul 2013 , 9:56pm
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"Is that cake supposed to look like that?"

morganchampagne Posted 8 Jul 2013 , 10:10pm
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"Is that cake supposed to look like that?"

Ha! My dad hit me with that one once. My feelings were so hurt!

Jess155 Posted 10 Jul 2013 , 2:57am
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Cake related?  "Oh my word, I don't know how you have the patience to sit there and do all those little details.  That must've taken forever, I couldn't sit there and do that."  Yup, I have absolutely nothing better to do than work on your cake.  You're welcome.  Hey let's talk about how crazy YOUR hobby would drive me, mkay?

 

Non-cake related?  DH once told me I was "middle age hot".  I'm 34.  I still bring it up to him once in a while...

knlcox Posted 10 Jul 2013 , 4:31pm
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An hour before pickup my hubby says "Too bad you don't have time to redo it"...............What?!!  There was nothing wrong with it!!!  He just didn't like the colors the bride chose for her cake. 

Annabakescakes Posted 10 Jul 2013 , 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by Jess155 

Cake related?  "Oh my word, I don't know how you have the patience to sit there and do all those little details.  That must've taken forever, I couldn't sit there and do that."  Yup, I have absolutely nothing better to do than work on your cake.  You're welcome.  Hey let's talk about how crazy YOUR hobby would drive me, mkay?

 

Non-cake related?  DH once told me I was "middle age hot".  I'm 34.  I still bring it up to him once in a while...

Wow...And has he gotten over his death-wish?

 

I am sure I will think of something, as my husband is always saying something stupid, but the only thing that comes to mind right now is recently, my husband and I were hugging and he sighed and said, "You feel so warm and soft and squishy...I could just sink into to your fa--- uh, soft parts"

 

I swear, I tried to take it as a compliment! I happen to weigh what I weighed when I was 9 months pregnant with my daughter, and am having a real hard time with it.

 

Something else he said to me was, "If I stayed home all day and didn't work as hard as I do, and baked half the week, I would be as big as you too." He meant that to sound comforting and understanding!

kikiandkyle Posted 10 Jul 2013 , 5:51pm
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AOmg I think my husband is pretty tame most of the time. Is it supposed to look like that is one he uses more than he should.

theresaf Posted 10 Jul 2013 , 8:19pm
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Two years ago I made this cake for my sister (she's an adult - that's what her papers say)

Her first reaction... Oh that's weird!

Hmmm.  No more cake for you ( except I do!)

Theresa

Two tone purple buttercream, 5 layers.  Happens to be gluten free but could be gluten full!

scrumdiddlycakes Posted 10 Jul 2013 , 8:54pm
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Ha! My dad hit me with that one once. My feelings were so hurt!


haha, he is all about symmetry, and it was a topsy turvy cake, he cannot handle them! He'll walk into the kitchen when I am making one and just glare sometimes, (at the cake, not me).

Since he explained his hatred of them I don't get offended anymore. That first time though... oooh.

Annabakescakes Posted 10 Jul 2013 , 9:58pm
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My husband is super positive about my cakes most of the time, because he knows if he points something out, I will start over, lol.

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