Things Only A Baker Could Get Away With Saying…..

Lounge By Crazy-Gray Updated 7 Apr 2013 , 6:20pm by TheNerdyBaker

Crazy-Gray Posted 28 Mar 2013 , 2:09pm
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Last night I muttered to my darling wife:

 

“hmmmm, we’ll just have to try that again; looks like I didn’t quite get the rise right….”

 

I looked up from peering through the oven door at the illuminated sunken cake within to see the little lady dying of coffee inhalation……

 

 

Anyone else any innocent quotes non-cakers will never let you forget you said??

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Relznik Posted 28 Mar 2013 , 2:55pm
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And I've just spat mine over the computer!
 

IAmPamCakes Posted 28 Mar 2013 , 9:32pm
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AMmm. I smell my yeast working.

Yeah, that went over well with te BF.

jason_kraft Posted 28 Mar 2013 , 9:36pm
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A[URL=http://books.google.com/books?id=cocVLbFkgyQC&lpg=PA235&ots=3wRfXH0EYk&dq=bourdain%20feed%20the%20*****&pg=PA235#v=onepage&q&f=false]"Feed the b!tch or she'll die!"[/URL]

- One of Anthony Bourdain's colleagues, referring to sourdough starter.

jason_kraft Posted 29 Mar 2013 , 2:41am
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AAnthony Bourdain related an interesting and on-topic story in his book where a colleague advised him on proper maintenance of his sourdough starter. This advice was a common refrain from the chef covering breads at my wife's culinary school.

A link to the relevant page in the book is below. Warning: since this was written by Bourdain you may encounter some mild profanity.

http://books.google.com/books?id=cocVLbFkgyQC&lpg=PA235&ots=3wRfXH0EYk&pg=PA235#v=onepage&q&f=false

vgcea Posted 1 Apr 2013 , 6:42am
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Mild? That was full-on profanity-fest. My delicate sensibilities are frayed! Now I'll never be able to look a loaf of bread in the eye again without blushing. Hmph!

Lcubed82 Posted 1 Apr 2013 , 9:54pm
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Now I want to read the rest of the chapter!!!!

j92383 Posted 2 Apr 2013 , 3:43am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy-Gray 

Last night I muttered to my darling wife:

 

“hmmmm, we’ll just have to try that again; looks like I didn’t quite get the rise right….”

 

I looked up from peering through the oven door at the illuminated sunken cake within to see the little lady dying of coffee inhalation……

 

 

Anyone else any innocent quotes non-cakers will never let you forget you said??

lol for a second there I thought I had accidentally stumbled onto a different forum.

TheNerdyBaker Posted 7 Apr 2013 , 6:20pm
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"You got your cream all over my face!"

 

Happened the other day when my piping bag burst.  Apparently no one else took it the way I did o.O

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