I am doing a cow patty cake and they want the inside to look like a cow patty too. They want white cake. How can I make a white cake look gross when cut into?
Make the filling from ganache with some shredded wheat added. Â Tell them it's "cow patty filling" and leave the cake plain white.
Out of my years of baking for weird people, I would say that making the whole inside of the cake that gross would not be an order that I would accept. Â Cake is FOOD after all.
Â Reminds me of a country western novelty song I heard once, by Jim Stafford:
(And I think if I were called upon to make such a thing, I wouldn't be able to resist adding a figure of a cowgirl "on a moped she called Flame" ("Yippee-i-ay - Cow Patti!")
I actually saw Jim Stafford in concert singing this song. I've been telling my dh for years that I want a moped and I'm going to call it Flame.