I need help with funny/witty sayings for a pill bottle cake! Do you have any ideas, please share.
I know of one... there is a website for it and everything... completely not safe to post though...
it starts out this way...
Well here's the pill for you...
~Insert Pill Name~
When life just blows... ~Insert Pill Name~!
I used to have the photo for it over one of my desks years ago...
Depending on the sense of humor of the recipient, some of Stephen Colbert's "side effects" might be what you're looking for.
Depends on the circumstances. I did a Rx bottle for a retiring pharmacist. The inscription: "take as many as needed to relax & enjoy a long deserved retirement." I also included the quantity of 1000 & a million refills!
Chocolate, For Emergency Use Only
Thanks for the great quotes...the cake is for a doctor so keep them coming
take 1 tablet a day for a happy retirement
Eliminates: Anything that ails you.
Dosage: As many as you need.
Quantity: Infinite (self-refilling).