Funny Pill Bottle Sayings

Decorating By Charmed Updated 16 Aug 2012 , 7:58pm by shanter

Charmed Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 7:52pm
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Hi,
I need help with funny/witty sayings for a pill bottle cake! Do you have any ideas, please share. thumbs_up.gif

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AAtKT Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 7:58pm
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I know of one... there is a website for it and everything... completely not safe to post though...

it starts out this way...

Depressed?
Over Worked?
Job Suck?
Unappreciated?
Family Problems?
Money Worries?
Well here's the pill for you...
~Insert Pill Name~
When life just blows... ~Insert Pill Name~!


I used to have the photo for it over one of my desks years ago...

jason_kraft Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 8:16pm
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Depending on the sense of humor of the recipient, some of Stephen Colbert's "side effects" might be what you're looking for.

http://www.magicspatula.com/blog/2008/10/09/side-effects-may-include/

DeliciousDesserts Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 10:03pm
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Depends on the circumstances. I did a Rx bottle for a retiring pharmacist. The inscription: "take as many as needed to relax & enjoy a long deserved retirement." I also included the quantity of 1000 & a million refills!

http://cakecentral.com/gallery/2272889/prescription-bottle

shanter Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 10:50pm
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Idiot Repellant
Stress B-Gone
Chocolate, For Emergency Use Only

Charmed Posted 16 Aug 2012 , 5:22pm
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Thanks for the great quotes...the cake is for a doctor so keep them coming thumbs_up.gif

jones5cm Posted 16 Aug 2012 , 6:11pm
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Retiramycin
take 1 tablet a day for a happy retirement
quanity: 365
unlimited refills

shanter Posted 16 Aug 2012 , 7:58pm
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Happy Pills
Eliminates: Anything that ails you.
Dosage: As many as you need.
Quantity: Infinite (self-refilling).

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