Funny Pill Bottle Sayings

Decorating By Charmed Updated 16 Aug 2012 , 7:58pm by shanter

Charmed Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 7:52pm
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I need help with funny/witty sayings for a pill bottle cake! Do you have any ideas, please share. thumbs_up.gif

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AAtKT Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 7:58pm
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I know of one... there is a website for it and everything... completely not safe to post though...

it starts out this way...

Over Worked?
Job Suck?
Family Problems?
Money Worries?
Well here's the pill for you...
~Insert Pill Name~
When life just blows... ~Insert Pill Name~!

I used to have the photo for it over one of my desks years ago...

jason_kraft Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 8:16pm
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Depending on the sense of humor of the recipient, some of Stephen Colbert's "side effects" might be what you're looking for.

DeliciousDesserts Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 10:03pm
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Depends on the circumstances. I did a Rx bottle for a retiring pharmacist. The inscription: "take as many as needed to relax & enjoy a long deserved retirement." I also included the quantity of 1000 & a million refills!

shanter Posted 15 Aug 2012 , 10:50pm
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Idiot Repellant
Stress B-Gone
Chocolate, For Emergency Use Only

Charmed Posted 16 Aug 2012 , 5:22pm
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Thanks for the great quotes...the cake is for a doctor so keep them coming thumbs_up.gif

jones5cm Posted 16 Aug 2012 , 6:11pm
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take 1 tablet a day for a happy retirement
quanity: 365
unlimited refills

shanter Posted 16 Aug 2012 , 7:58pm
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Happy Pills
Eliminates: Anything that ails you.
Dosage: As many as you need.
Quantity: Infinite (self-refilling).

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