I need to make a cake for our friend who is turning 58. His girlfriend is religious, so no "dirty" cakes. He is a little sensitive about getting older, so no "over the hill" cakes. Any ideas? I was thinking about something like "you're as fresh as a baby's butt!" and putting a naked baby's butt on it? hmmmm. i just don't know.
Maybe you should clarify your definition of "sassy".
If you're worried about offending him 'cuz he's sensitive about his age I suppose writing something like "You're only 8 in dog years" might not be appropriate...I don't get the baby butt thing, but humor is personal/subjective. You know him best, or ask his girlfriend.
Does he like cars or grilling, fishing...find something that he enjoys and them make it over the top or comical for the "sassy" effect.
Long hair, tie dye and love beads -- they're coming back!