Golf Retirement Cake Sayings???

Decorating By holliellen Updated 13 Mar 2011 , 8:47pm by shirley1956

holliellen Posted 7 Mar 2011 , 5:03pm
post #1 of 4

Hi Everyone,
Just wanting some help with this cake I am doing for a golf retirement cake for a lady. I want to put some cute golf related saying on there but need some help. I can't come up with anything.

3 replies
auzzi Posted 13 Mar 2011 , 12:53am
post #2 of 4

Old golfers never die, they just keep putting along.

Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive.

There are others, but they tend to be masculine ..

bohemiagetsajob Posted 13 Mar 2011 , 1:24am
post #3 of 4

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. ~Gene Perret

shirley1956 Posted 13 Mar 2011 , 8:47pm
post #4 of 4

If you want to hit the fairway,,tee off from the bush.
We all start off at even par,,need I say more.

At least I always look good playing.

I never seem to have enough clubs with me , that is why I bring my freind
The only green I seem to reach is the one in my pocket

Ive been told that I need a licence for my driver.

Hope you can use some of these.

Quote by @%username% on %date%