Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

Lounge By Elcee Updated 28 Dec 2010 , 7:06pm by sewsugarqueen

Elcee Posted 26 Dec 2010 , 4:39am
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Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

Cherry Mistmas !
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4 replies
Karen421 Posted 27 Dec 2010 , 12:52am
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icon_biggrin.gif That is hilarious!! icon_biggrin.gif

Elcee Posted 27 Dec 2010 , 3:17am
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icon_lol.gif Thanks, I guess you and I are the only ones who thought so!

MissBlu Posted 27 Dec 2010 , 3:30am
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sewsugarqueen Posted 28 Dec 2010 , 7:06pm
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I'm laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes!!!!! Thank you so much and here I thought it was a serious recipe at first!!!! Helping me recover from long hours at the bakery.... and I keep telling the boss I want to do Pina
colada cupcakes but this is much better.

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