Now That's One I've Never Heard Before....
Business By Cascades Updated 3 Oct 2010 , 10:04am by AnnieCahill
Catering manager at wedding venue told me that my Lily Stamens were not erect enough........I told him that's one I've never heard before!
What's even worse is that he had his hand all over it, saying that he could fix it. I wanted to scream..Take your hands off my Stamen!
What a doofus He needs to google images of lilies and he'll see that they often curve.
Was he speaking of the thicker central structure? If so, he doesn't know his flower parts, either, becaust that's the PISTIL WITH STIGMA, anyway
http://www.plantillustration.com/portfolio2-Stargazer.html
I'd have told him that if he picked at my flowers, he'd be picking his own head off the floor..................
Rae
Wonder if there is some Stamen envy going on there...
Love it!!
LMAO!!!! Maybe he's always thought of leaving his boring managerial job to follow his dream of helping clients perfect their stamen.
(This is the clean version of what my husband and I are throwing around right now. ) Lol!
Catering manager at wedding venue told me that my Lily Stamens were not erect enough........I told him that's one I've never heard before!
Maybe you mixed up the recipe and used Vanilla instead of Viagra?
You folks are cracking me up!!!
Do ya kinda wonder what this manager's home life is like if they stress over a sugar stamen?
That one takes the cake
I was thinking, "That one [the manager] takes the bull by the horns." but that's just how my mind goes, lololol.
Sounds like everything was going so well at the wedding that he needed to create a situation to 'handle.'
Seriously, go play with the napkins or line up the silverware, dude.
mommachris
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