I am making a boob cake for a coworker of mine who is retiring next week. I want it to be funny, we are really close and it will only be seen by he and I. I was hoping to surround it with a few boob-like quotes but I'm finding it hard to come up with some good ones, any ideas?
Here is what I have so far (I welcome input or changes):
May all your days of retirement be perky.
May all the boobs you work with from now on look like these.
May any number-crunching in your future end with the letters DD.
The first thing to go is your Mammory!
Happy retirement from your bosom buddy.
Thanks in advance!!
those are great sayings, what did you use in the end?