Senior Dress Code

Lounge By kansaslaura Updated 22 Aug 2010 , 7:39pm by poohsmomma

kansaslaura Posted 22 Aug 2010 , 5:03pm
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Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Mini skirts and varicose veins


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poohsmomma Posted 22 Aug 2010 , 7:39pm
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Oh, I guess that means I have to get rid of my nose ring!!

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