So...I'm sitting here baking cakes, and it occurred to me. What is the nastiest cake I could make? Would still have to look great, but taste horrible.

Some of my thoughts were to add something like BBQ sauce, instead of water/milk..etc. Maybe some odd extracts...(I found beer extract!)

You could really do some work with the BC...like using buttermilk instead!


Am I crazy? Probably

but what would you do?

instead of cream cheese frosting.

Limburger cheese frosting (of course gas masks also required)

tree leches Tabasco?

Hey Doug...how did I know you, of anyone, would find this thread?!

EWWWWWW you guys are gross!!!!!!!!!!! BUT funny lmao!

Eeewwweee, how about fish sauce instead of water, from the Asian isle of the market, for those trout in a pan cakes.


Ohhhh, there are so many good ones.

Hmm, how bout we liquefy some anchovies in the food processor, and use them for the liquid?

Don't forget to puree the chitterlings!!!!!

"chitlins" hun Tand....I'm sure we can fit pig guts in there somewhere

YEP!!!!! lol... with hog head cheese for the fillin!!!!!! or make a trip to Korea and get a Puff fish!!!!!!

Puree catfish with buttercream of tarter filling!

Gross Karen!!!!!

Ok, so we can do a 3 tier cake.

Tier 1: pureed anchovies or anchovy paste --- that can be the filling.
for the filling


Tier 2: Don't forget to puree the chitterlings!!!!!


Tier 3: Puree catfish with buttercream of tarter filling!



The whole cake has: cake batter has fish sauce in place of water, and cod liver oil in place of veggie oil

frosting will be Limburger cheese (crusting)

Don't forget to add a huitlacoche bead border!

Ok Piccolo, not gonna lie. I had to google it to find out what it was. But YES! We can so do that too.

haggis!!! maybe use one as the topper????

All kinds of animal insides in this one, huh?

Rocky Mountain oyster boarder? Maybe alternate with the huitlacoche for different sized "beads"?

Since this cake is going to need it, maybe a little pepto in the icing for some nice decorative piping?

Or we could just use hominy as a ball border.

I reckon better would be to do a great tasting cake wreck. We should do a cake wreck category/competition for perfectly executed ugly cake wrecks if you get what I mean but I suppose the gross cake section covers that.

Ok KittyKitty...your "oyster" plan just blew this thing out of the water...thats all kinds of wrong...I love it

[quote="JanH"]

Hmm, I can't stand the stuff...I guess it could work though. Thanks Jan