QUESTION #1:hello, i hav to make a cake in 2 weeks of a male torso an a erect penius what i want to know is how to make the penius erected on a angle without it fallin or collasping into the cake? lol that sounds crazy

QUESTION #2: also this cake (same cake made with fondant) need to be done on a saturday but i need to make it by thursday becuz i will not be in town to make it will it survive from thursday to saturday covered in fondant?

wood base under cake thick enough you can drill a hole in it and insert a dowel into the hole.

hole drilled at an angle to match the angle you desire.

this concept just on an angle:
http://www.cakecentral.com/cake-photo_1420079.html

What about making the penis from rice krispie treats.. can be molded into shape and it's sturdy.