Funny E-Mail About How To Be A Gracious B**ch

Lounge By Kellbella Updated 12 May 2010 , 5:40pm by anxietyattack

Kellbella Posted 11 May 2010 , 7:28pm
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A friend sent this to me...I thought I'd share.

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement-not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best dressed mother-of the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."


14 replies
irisinbloom Posted 11 May 2010 , 7:41pm
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That's a gooooood burnicon_smile.gif

dsilvest Posted 11 May 2010 , 7:42pm
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Love it!!!

GenGen Posted 11 May 2010 , 7:44pm
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nice (grins)

jayne1873 Posted 11 May 2010 , 7:45pm
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Oh that is great, thanks for sharing

ninjacaker Posted 11 May 2010 , 7:46pm
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Love love love!

tmac670 Posted 11 May 2010 , 7:50pm
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She's my hero!

nicki9774 Posted 11 May 2010 , 7:54pm
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She's A Very Smart Women!!

PattyT Posted 11 May 2010 , 7:55pm
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Originally Posted by tmac670

She's my hero!

Ditto! Absolutely perfect.

cakesdivine Posted 11 May 2010 , 8:26pm
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Loved this!...touche' mom!

mad-house-mum Posted 11 May 2010 , 8:34pm
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omg thats just brilliant xx

sweetkake Posted 11 May 2010 , 8:40pm
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There's a "nice" way to do everything. I love it.

JulieMN Posted 12 May 2010 , 12:02am
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mamawrobin Posted 12 May 2010 , 12:29am
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I've read this before and I love it. icon_lol.gif I love smart women. thumbs_up.gif

anxietyattack Posted 12 May 2010 , 5:40pm
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frikin hilarious

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