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Does it get any better than this??

Received this email monday from a first time customer:

"Hello,

This is Gavin from Gatsby's Pub. You made a cake for one of our employees twenty-first birthday and it was very well received. She had never had fondant and it turns out she liked it very much. It was the first cake to be completely eaten at one of our events. I believe that in future events we will be ordering from you. I have included pictures of her and the cake to show why we went with the fall motif. Thank you again and I hope business is good."

Awesome right?? And the picture...

edited to add - yes, I delivered to a strip club, business is business!

WOW!! For a second there I thought the "exotic dancer" was the cake. lol

Nice job and heck yeah, whatever pays the bills. You're not doing anything illegal and neither are they. Good luck,

Had to crack up when I saw this. You know on FB when friends take those silly quizzes about you and one of the questions is "Do you think (insert your name here) has ever been to a strip club" everyone always answers no on mine...LOL! I have a line of cakes called Kinky Kakes and when I lived in Houston I would deliver to several upscale strip clubs all the time. So I had to snicker at this.

You betcha! Money talks!

Niiiice! Hahahaha! Love it. Although, she must be embarrassed because her cheeks are awfully red! Bwahahaha!!!

Melvira- glad to see I wasn't he only one that noticed. LOL I wonder what her "professional" name is with all those leaves. LOL

Hehehe.

Autumn?



I tease my hubby sometimes and tell him that my secret stripper name is, "GAH! Put a shirt on!!" hahaha.

LOL.

Mine would be "give me my $$ back" lol

That is too funny. Melvira I also noticed the red bum. I guess the spanking came before the cake!

autumn is too normal for a stripper name.... how about Maple?

strip clubs, pole dances, professional glas i have zero issue... expecting me to eat cake after someone puts their near nekkid, sunburnt and tramp stamped butt next to it... nope, not gonna have a bite of either of those

congrats on the new sales lead - could be a new world of business for you!

aggiechef I just had to lol at your post. Just the word "cheeks" cracked me up for some reason

Oh, Mrs-A, you are so right!

And my stripper name would probably be either "Has Been" or "Never Was".

HAHAHAHAHAHA...............ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!!!

I thought the thing - who on earth would eat a cake with an ass right next to it??? But he said it - the cake was eaten in it's entirety...

I am still laughing

This has got to be the funnie-asst thread ever. I'm still "crackin' up!!

HAHAHAHA! Whoa! Break out the sanitizer, that is one nasty countertop!

Seriously? Who would eat a cake with butt cheeks right next to it? The people that put dollar bills in that thong of hers, that's who!!! That was probably the best cake they've ever had!

BTW, Melvira...been awhile since I've seen a comment from you on here. How funny that this would the the post that I see you on?

A while back I got an email from a sorority sister.
It was silly...

"What is YOUR Stripper Name?"
Your first name is the name of your first pet, and the last name is the street you grew up on.

So now I will always be "Buffy Sycamore" to her! hahahaha

"Husky Anderson" ? No thanks!

"Pepper Pisgah"... hmmm, has a nice ring to it If the cake business doesn't work out, at least I have the stripper name to work with

That pic is awesome! And I'd still have a slice of the cake. It's not she was sitting ON it.

My stripper name is Jose Marimba. Too bad I'm not a guy or it'd be a perfect Chippendale's name!

CeeTee- that is one awesome name, if you were a guy. Have you seen a marimba- it's a pretty big musical instrument. LOL

Mine would be Twiggy Independencia. LOL Too long for the flyers. hahahaha

Oh dang..."Beau Piney Grove". What the heck?

I am seriously laughing like a crazy person by myself at work...hahahaha

Bonnie Olive??? ehhhhh i dont think so...lmao

Crazy...My name would be "Sneaky Jones"

Oh stop, this thread is hilarious! Hi I'm, Iris Wooler, sounds really old doesn't it? Yuk mental image happening here!

I'm stuck with Sargeant Pratt, The image: hair in a bun, thin lips, a riding crop and orthopedic shoes.

OMG ... I am cracking up ! "Sneaky Jones" That one just might work ahahhaahahahahaha

"Sargeant Pratt" seems more like a Dominatrix name than a stripper LOL

"Iris Wooler" Coming to a retirement home near you !!! hahaha shuffling out on stage with a walker and and those sext knee high stockings Woo Hoo~!

Hold on girls.... I need to go break a twenty and get more one dollar bills!