How Not To Do A Website

Lounge By indydebi Updated 21 Apr 2010 , 2:06am by happigolucki35

indydebi Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 4:06pm
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A friend posted this on facebook. He says yes, it IS a real website.

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AngelaM Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 4:15pm
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Get out! That's atrocious!

bcake1960 Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 4:17pm
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Deb_ Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 4:26pm
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lol that little head floating around the screen reminds me of Pacman.

kjt Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 4:26pm
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Frightening!!! Wonder how long it took to change all those font colors???

Jeep_girl816 Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 4:27pm
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OMG! If I was a bride, I think I would have enough stress without having to try to navigate that mess.

tarheelgirl Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 4:40pm
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Maybe there is some sort of subliminal message hidden in there! icon_eek.gificon_biggrin.gif WOW, that gave me a headache instantly!!

Christina222 Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 4:53pm
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Umm, WOW. Why are all the pictures out of focus? And my real question, what is the deal with the woman on her cell phone smoking a cigarette? I mean really...

(scroll down to the bottom on the left)

psmith Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 4:58pm
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My aching eyes! That is a blinking, neon horror. It reminds me of how websites looked when it was new (years ago) and ALL the colors, gadgets and effects were crammed into one mind-blowing page. Ouch. Your friend needs to tone it down (a lot) or find a good webmaster. That page could wreck client confidence levels. icon_surprised.gif

auntmamie Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 5:06pm
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I can now say that the internet has given me a migraine - or more specifically, that website has given me a migraine. Dear God - I have seen better subway graffiti than that mess!

sugarjones Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 5:33pm
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I'm pretty sure I just had a seizure! Yuck!

Mensch Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 5:41pm
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Oh geez.

Talk about HOMEMADE!! That site is so trashy!

That is SO horribly embarrassing. I'm almost ashamed FOR them.

loriemoms Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 5:41pm
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Originally Posted by indydebi

A friend posted this on facebook. He says yes, it IS a real website.

hahaha! Reminds me of the myspace pages my kids friends are putting up!

this-mama-rocks Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 5:47pm
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That's a hella mess.

foxymomma521 Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 6:22pm
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why are there mushrooms on the cake recipe page?

suz3 Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 6:25pm
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Really?????? I could do better and I'm electronically challenged.

Mike1394 Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 7:07pm
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Well, it's memorable.


sherrycanary62 Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 7:21pm
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sherrycanary62 Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 7:22pm
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Originally Posted by foxymomma521

why are there mushrooms on the cake recipe page?

HA!!!! they are "special" mushrooms....can't you tell...the colors, the colors!!

Eisskween Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 7:40pm
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MY EYES, MY EYES! icon_eek.gif WOW! That has to be the worst website I have seen, EVER.

patticakesnc Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 7:47pm
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adree313 Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 7:57pm
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WTF is it even selling?? There's crap for oil painted portraits, tuxes, "plus sizes", chocolate cake, literature... my head is spinning!!

Oh, but wait... It's got LAYAWAY! I'm there!!!

Eisskween Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 8:06pm
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I took a deep breath and looked around, she's got recipes in there, sells portraits, gowns, some as low as $90 (and then posts the pic of the bride and her name as having bought these $90 gowns). I'm sorry, but if I paid that for my gown, I sure as sh(*% wouldn't want to announce it to the world on anyone's website.

That site is just plain crazy and each page is more confusing than the next.

costumeczar Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 8:15pm
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I was really confused by this until I saw that it was located in Panama City, Florida. I used to live there, and it all made sense once I saw that. I like the page for "drawing friends" with all the sketches made on the takeout food containers.

I have to say that I'm strangely interested in this website, but it looks like more performance "art" than advertising. Someone needs to go back on their meds before redesigning it.

I also think that they should put a seizure warning on it, too.

Caths_Cakes Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 8:19pm
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looks like some one got really trigger happy on paint haha

nesweetcake Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 8:31pm
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OMG!~ I don't know what they are smokin' Yeks! This is beyond comprehension. I mean ..... I can't comprehend! You are correct......Don't do this at home!

Darth_Aerdna Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 8:39pm
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Amongst everything else on that page it says "We love Russia" IN RUSSIAN?!?!?

Maybe it was a middle school kid's computer class project?

KellzNZ Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 8:45pm
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Originally Posted by costumeczar

Someone needs to go back on their meds before redesigning it.

I also think that they should put a seizure warning on it, too.

I wondered if all that qualified as a seizure risk! lol Very, hmmm, 80's. I hope they get some professional help soon - and not just for the website...

mkolmar Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 9:26pm
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Instant headache.

Yvette really loves to use a lot of !!!!!!!!!

OMGitsaLisa Posted 7 Feb 2010 , 10:18pm
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I first saw this a couple of years ago when it was an "awful link of the day" on a site I visit. The story, as I understand it, is that they got a web designer to make them a nice, classy site, but they didn't want to pay so he changed it to this monstrosity. If you use, you can see that the layout used to be normal. Either way, it's a hell of a trip. Remember, don't rip off web designers!

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