Cute Joke =)

Lounge By misserica Updated 5 Feb 2010 , 2:14pm by costumeczar

misserica Posted 5 Feb 2010 , 3:20am
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An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relation-ship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

"Oh my God!" exclaims Ethel. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

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mkolmar Posted 5 Feb 2010 , 3:33am
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bwahahahaha icon_lol.gif

lardbutt Posted 5 Feb 2010 , 4:14am
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Oh that is funny!

costumeczar Posted 5 Feb 2010 , 2:14pm
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Ha, I'm going to tell this one to my 89-yo MIL. My 93-yo FIL drives her crazy with his constant health "Issues" and this will make her laugh.

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