What Religion Is A Bra?

Lounge By -Tubbs Updated 15 Jan 2010 , 1:37am by mrspriss0912

-Tubbs Posted 14 Jan 2010 , 2:54am
post #1 of 10

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife..'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of molehills.

9 replies
kakabekabunny Posted 14 Jan 2010 , 5:11am
post #2 of 10


_Jamie_ Posted 14 Jan 2010 , 5:23am
post #3 of 10

Haaaa ha ha. That's a good one.

ShelleyMJ Posted 14 Jan 2010 , 12:44pm
post #4 of 10

OMG! That is cute!

AverageMom Posted 14 Jan 2010 , 2:33pm
post #5 of 10

I like my bras to be multi-denominational.

Bettycrockermommy Posted 14 Jan 2010 , 5:04pm
post #6 of 10

I needed this laugh today!

FlourPots Posted 14 Jan 2010 , 7:50pm
post #7 of 10


LaBellaFlor Posted 14 Jan 2010 , 8:00pm
post #8 of 10

icon_lol.gif That Baptist one has me cracking up!

-Tubbs Posted 14 Jan 2010 , 11:20pm
post #9 of 10
Originally Posted by LaBellaFlor

icon_lol.gif That Baptist one has me cracking up!

Yeah, unfortunately I wear that size bra. icon_rolleyes.gif

mrspriss0912 Posted 15 Jan 2010 , 1:37am
post #10 of 10

LMAO that is too funny icon_lol.gif

Quote by @%username% on %date%