Giggle For The Day..

Decorating By snarkybaker Updated 4 Jan 2010 , 7:09am by sarahnash_14

snarkybaker Posted 23 Dec 2009 , 9:44pm
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I just booked the Weiner-Dinkle wedding. icon_razz.gificon_razz.gificon_razz.gif

Heather Dinkle is marrying John Weiner on June 5, 2010.

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_Jamie_ Posted 23 Dec 2009 , 9:45pm
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OMG....Jay Leno they come!

cakesdivine Posted 23 Dec 2009 , 9:55pm
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ROFLMPLAO! Thanks for the gafah snarky!

costumeczar Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 12:22am
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Hahahahahahahahaha! My husband and I troll the wedding announcements every week just to find name combinations like this.

leah_s Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 1:00am
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Actually, isn't the brides name traditionally first?

Dinkle Weiner.

Jeep_girl816 Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 1:23am
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Poor, poor girl. I've seen some bad names and some bad name combos in my day but that's gotta be one of the worst. Call me a snob but I don't think a "Weiner" would've gotten a second date with me, lol. Think of the poor future children!

CakeMommyTX Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 1:27am
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Let's hope they don't name their son's Richard or Harold....

costumeczar Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 1:34am
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I was watching My Name Is Earl yesterday, and they were talking about a guy named Peter Dick Johnson. Maybe this couple could name their child Oscar Meyer.

But then again, I'm sure the guy's heard every "weiner" joke in the world at this point. Nothing that we could come up with is going to be original!

cylstrial Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 1:42am
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Originally Posted by costumeczar

Maybe this couple could name their child Oscar Meyer.

LOL! That is hilarious!! icon_lol.gif

Kellbella Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 1:43am
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Oh I was having a bad day at work when I came across this my day is better...too funny icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

jillmakescakes Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 1:47am
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I had a couple where the bride was Lisa Giant and the groom was Andy Dick (not the comedian). The bride told me straight out that this was the Giant/Dick wedding. icon_eek.gif

Jeep_girl816 Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 2:20am
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Originally Posted by jillmakescakes

I had a couple where the bride was Lisa Giant and the groom was Andy Dick (not the comedian). The bride told me straight out that this was the Giant/Dick wedding. icon_eek.gif

OMG!icon_eek.gificon_eek.gificon_eek.gif With a straight face?!!!

globalgatherings Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 2:50am
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okay, these are just killing me, I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard icon_lol.gificon_cry.gificon_lol.gificon_cry.gif

cownsj Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 3:16am
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My husband went to school with a girl named Anita Crap. That poor girl. LMAO

costumeczar Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 3:43am
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I worked with a girl named Candy Christmas. Her mother's name was Mary Christmas. I am not lying. I wouldn't believe this myself except that I sat across from this girl for three months, so I know it's true.

Even better, Candy's best friend was named Candy Cane. I met her too, so I know that's also true. They used to go out to bars to meet guys, but they would complain that guys wouldn't belive that they were both named Candy, let alone their last names. Can you blame them?

I tend to believe very little that I hear, but I swear to God this is true since I actually did meet these people!

misserica Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 4:00am
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Dinkle-Weiner, oh boy...I too feel bad for their children. I always think of that when people are choosing baby names, what is their last name, will it sound silly, will they get tortured in school?

Anita Crap...Giant/Dick wedding...I would not be able to control myself! I am such a child sometimes haha!

ButtercupMama Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 4:20am
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My best name combo was almost 15 years ago;
the Burfackoff-Lowcock wedding.
Of course that can't even touch the Giant-Dick wedding.

And my mom went to school with a Harold Balls. Yeah, they called him Harry. She said the kids laughed every morning at roll call.

Jeep_girl816 Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 4:45am
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I went to school with a Justin Tyme. Seriously, what are these parents thinking!!!!And don't even get me started on the things we do for love...A friend of mine named Paige married a guy with the last name "Turner", it got a snicker every time she had to show her drivers license, still not as bad as the Giant-Dick's of course, btw, think she'll hyphenate?

delisa01 Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 5:23am
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LOL LOL thanks for the giggles.

cookie_fun Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 6:03am
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Excellent giggles!!!

I knew a lady named Penny Nichol and she named her daughter Sunday.


jlynnw Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 7:02am
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I grew up with a girl named Ima, Ima PIGG! WTHeck?

In high school, we had the Heine brothers, Rusty and Dusty. Their sister was Tonya but my dad always called her tiny, it was so imbarassing but seriously what are people thinking?

Beckup Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 7:17am
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My grand-father, dad and brother are all Russell Naill. Better known as "Rusty Naill". It's pretty cool!

But no where close to Giant/Dick or Anita Crap!

lomfise Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 9:44am
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I'm lying here with a bad backache and a guilty conscience because I should be in the kitchen making dessert for christmas, but this almost made me fall off the sofa from laughing.

Thanks guys for making my day. icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif And a merry christmas to all. Or as we say were I live 'God Jul'

candoo Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 11:05am
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I know a Sherry Berry. Married name- I would've kept my maiden name in this case. I also know of a person named Jade Kelly who married _______ Green (can't remember his 1st name). What are the chances!?!?!??? And the urologist in our town is named Peters- I promise!!!!

Kims_cakes Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 11:46am
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Thanks for the laughs! My married name is Stankiewicz, icon_surprised.gif so I really appreciate these!

MissLisa Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 12:35pm
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My nephew and his girl just had a baby last week. His name is Tripp Wayne.
Now we all know when we get upset with our kids we call them by their first and middle names........They're gonna yell "Tripp Wayne" and ya know somone's gonna stick their foot out!

zoraya Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 12:47pm
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icon_cry.gificon_cry.gif These are great! Thanks for the laugh.

KHalstead Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 12:58pm
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I don't have anything THAT good, there is a guy in our town named Michael Jackson and of course he got a LOT of prank calls from us when we were giggly teen girls...asking "Is this Michael? Him: yes Us: Michael Jackson? Him: yes Us: screeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! lol

My choir teacher's name in High school was Mary Ott (Mariott like the hotel) and her sisters name was Connie mind you the town I live in is Conneaut (pronounced exactlly like Connie Ott)

SandiOh Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 1:32pm
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a doctor I used to work with...Candy Dick...not kidding.
Another dr, last name Moettus...named her kid Riga....
not to mention, Dr. Payne....yeah, get me an appt with him please....LOL.

snocilla Posted 24 Dec 2009 , 2:01pm
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My girls' pediatrician is Dr. Butcher, and there is also a Dr. Payne in his office icon_smile.gif

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