I have been baking up a storm today, since about 10 this morning and I'm *almost* done. I stepped out of the room for a second and I hear my dad come in and a minute later say "This tastes terrible!" I ran back in and said "What, what is terrible?" "This white stuff. It's gross." Now, at this point, I haven't made my icing or fondant yet, so I had no clue what he was talking about. He points the spoon he just took a sample from at my bowl that holds my homemade pan grease!
I almost fell over I was laughing so much!!
That's what he gets for trying to steal some dessert 
poor man, how gross but I guess he deserved it
That is disgusting! LOL! I agree, poor guy, but serves him right! LOL! Did he see the humor?
"'OMG my dad kills men'. Not so good!" ohhhhh! That was just as funny! Thanks for the belly laughs, all of you! -It was needed tonight lol!
That is really hilarious! My mom told me my dad used to sleep walk and eat(suffering from cannabis-hungrus) in the middle of the night. One morning she found fork marks in the plain Crisco and asked him about it. He said, Oh man is that what I ate? It sure tasted good at the time." 
All four of my kids have stolen a finger full of my pan smear. I didn't tell them what it was... still wont... that way I know they stay out of my batters & icings... just waiting for my hubby to do it to round out the family!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it. I need to get some of that stuff. My sister is GOOD for trying to sneak taste and treats when I'm cooking/baking. I would LOOOOOVE for her to get some of that! 
Quote by @%username% on %date%
%body%