My sister sent this to me today and it gave me a good laugh..thought i'd share it.



ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,

'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

LOL! That is hilarious! But hardly dinner time conversation. hehe.

I mean, I never want to discuss that with my parents. HA!

Ooh that is hilarious!! I can't stop laughing. That is great, thanks for sharing!

That is too funny!!!

that one just went out on my email circulation list!

Bwahahahaha...still laughing everytime i re-read it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Love it!

I have sent it out to a few people too!

This is too funny love it DH is still laughing