Adult Christmas Humor

Lounge By sweetcravings Updated 17 Dec 2009 , 4:12am by mrspriss0912

sweetcravings Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 9:33pm
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My sister sent this to me today and it gave me a good laugh..thought i'd share it.



A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.

In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.

After 50, they are like onions'.


'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,

'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.

After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

8 replies
cylstrial Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 10:20pm
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LOL! That is hilarious! But hardly dinner time conversation. hehe.

I mean, I never want to discuss that with my parents. HA!

Tiffany29 Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 12:45am
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Ooh that is hilarious!! I can't stop laughing. That is great, thanks for sharing!

Texas_Rose Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 1:17am
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That is too funny!!!

indydebi Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 2:21am
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that one just went out on my email circulation list! icon_lol.gif

sweetcravings Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 2:33am
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Bwahahahaha...still laughing everytime i re-read it. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

misserica Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 2:38am
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Tiffany29 Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 3:25am
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I have sent it out to a few people too!

mrspriss0912 Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 4:12am
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This is too funny love it DH is still laughing

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