As reported on Not Always Right.
Customer: Hello, young man, can you help me?
Me: Yes maam. What can I do for you?
Customer: Where do you keep your scratch?
Me: Excuse me?
Customer: Scratch! Where do you keep it? I need some to make pie!
Me: Im not sure that Im clear on what you need. Can you tellme what you are going to use it for?
Customer: My husband says that I need to make pie from scratch for Christmas, so I need to buy some scratch for the pie.
Me: Maam, that just means that you buy the ingredients and make the pie yourself.
Customer: I dont have time to make pie myself! I need some scratch!
I bet you could ball up a piece of aluminum foil and the light reflecting off of it would keep that customer happy for a very long time. I dated one of those. Thank goodness he was pretty!
I bet you could ball up a piece of aluminum foil and the light reflecting off of it would keep that customer happy for a very long time. I dated one of those. Thank goodness he was pretty!
You dated my cat?
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