Lol Some People Really Don't Know Anything About Baking.

Lounge By prterrell Updated 17 Dec 2009 , 9:28am by prterrell

prterrell Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 7:40pm
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As reported on Not Always Right.

Customer: Hello, young man, can you help me?

Me: Yes maam. What can I do for you?

Customer: Where do you keep your scratch?

Me: Excuse me?

Customer: Scratch! Where do you keep it? I need some to make pie!

Me: Im not sure that Im clear on what you need. Can you tellme what you are going to use it for?

Customer: My husband says that I need to make pie from scratch for Christmas, so I need to buy some scratch for the pie.

Me: Maam, that just means that you buy the ingredients and make the pie yourself.

Customer: I dont have time to make pie myself! I need some scratch!

10 replies
Mensch Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 7:44pm
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oy vey.

Please tell me that this really didn't happen!

__Jamie__ Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 8:00pm
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OMG. Wow wow wow....that website totally rocks too.

sadsmile Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 8:02pm
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CanIcakes101 Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 8:04pm
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Wow, LOL! icon_eek.gif

__Jamie__ Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 8:04pm
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http://notalwaysright.com/ Here's a link. Caution: dumb-dumbs ahead!

indydebi Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 8:44pm
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icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif I knew when I saw the subject line that it would be a good one!

Sugarflowers Posted 16 Dec 2009 , 10:31pm
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The cluesless are pretty funny, most of the time.

Michele

ladyellam Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 12:31am
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I bet you could ball up a piece of aluminum foil and the light reflecting off of it would keep that customer happy for a very long time. I dated one of those. Thank goodness he was pretty!

browniebatterer Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 12:34am
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prterrell Posted 17 Dec 2009 , 9:28am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ladyellam

I bet you could ball up a piece of aluminum foil and the light reflecting off of it would keep that customer happy for a very long time. I dated one of those. Thank goodness he was pretty!




You dated my cat? icon_twisted.gificon_biggrin.gif

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