Christmas Cookies - The Best Receipe Ever

Baking By SadEyes Updated 29 Nov 2009 , 5:25am by ailika

SadEyes Posted 27 Nov 2009 , 3:32pm
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Just had to post this - hope everyone had a great thanksgiving day and will enjoy the christmas season.

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Crown Royal
- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of
the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
- At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try
another cup.. just in case.
- Turn off the mixer thingy.
- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
- Mix on the turner.
- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a dewscriver.
- Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
- Check the Crown Royal.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table.
- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
- Greash the oven.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
- Don't forget to beat off the turner.
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas

11 replies
Parable Posted 27 Nov 2009 , 4:00pm
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Man, I love these kind of recipes. They are keepers! icon_smile.gif

Tiffany29 Posted 27 Nov 2009 , 4:21pm
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That is hilarious! icon_lol.gif Thanks for sharing!

babykonst Posted 27 Nov 2009 , 4:33pm
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lol!!!! thanks for sharing that!! too funny!!

cylstrial Posted 27 Nov 2009 , 6:15pm
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I like the Cherry Mistmas!

cabecakes Posted 28 Nov 2009 , 1:06am
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OMG! That is hilarious. I might have to try that recipe, and I'm not even a drinker. HEE HEE.

rosiecast Posted 28 Nov 2009 , 3:03am
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Hahaha, thanks for sharing. LOL

CookieO Posted 28 Nov 2009 , 5:39pm
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LOL! thanks for the laugh!

esq1031 Posted 28 Nov 2009 , 10:43pm
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OMG, ROFLMFAO

Deb_ Posted 29 Nov 2009 , 3:43am
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lol I saw the 1cup of water and was like....what the heck kind of cookie takes a whole cup of water? hehehehehe good one, you got me! icon_biggrin.gif

mim1106 Posted 29 Nov 2009 , 4:51am
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LMAO!! I started reading it to my husband and he said, What? A whole bottle of crown royal? LOL!!!

ailika Posted 29 Nov 2009 , 5:25am
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OMG! This is too funny, at first I really thought it was a recipe I even saved it hahaha!

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