Too Much Touching Of Food?!
Decorating By flamingobaker Updated 5 Nov 2009 , 10:28pm by just_for_fun
Just be careful when you're closing the dishwasher, a friend of mine was doing her dishes in the nude and closed her nipple in the dishwasher door!
Boy, your friend must have some sad, saggy boobs, or be *extremely* short, for her nipple to be level with the dishwasher door, LOL!
less distance to travel-right... yeah that's it- I think. 
Did not expect nipples and dishwashers to be the first thing I saw when I clicked on this...I suppose I ought to start at the beginning, but I really don't see how anything in this post can match this
I had to laugh at some of the gloves comments only because a friend and I were discussing all these cake shows and we brought up that none of the decorators ever wears gloves, then she said it would be nice if they did, but then they could pick their nose, scratch their crotch or run their hands through dirty hair with gloves on just as easily as with their bare hands. Then we both gagged! LOL! 
Just be careful when you're closing the dishwasher, a friend of mine was doing her dishes in the nude and closed her nipple in the dishwasher door!
Boy, your friend must have some sad, saggy boobs, or be *extremely* short, for her nipple to be level with the dishwasher door, LOL!
Oh thank you SO much for that, Jen! I just blew a big mouthful of Diet Dew out my nose and all over my computer!!! OUCH!!! Oh man....the mental image of the sad saggies that got caught was too much!
I think if your hands/surfaces are clean, touch away! Personally, I can't work with gloves....
Jen 
I had to laugh at some of the gloves comments only because a friend and I were discussing all these cake shows and we brought up that none of the decorators ever wears gloves, then she said it would be nice if they did, but then they could pick their nose, scratch their crotch or run their hands through dirty hair with gloves on just as easily as with their bare hands. Then we both gagged! LOL!
Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails! 
I had to laugh at some of the gloves comments only because a friend and I were discussing all these cake shows and we brought up that none of the decorators ever wears gloves, then she said it would be nice if they did, but then they could pick their nose, scratch their crotch or run their hands through dirty hair with gloves on just as easily as with their bare hands. Then we both gagged! LOL!
Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails!
EEEEWWwwww....
Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails!
EEEEWWwwww.... [/quote]
That's why in addition to baking naked I also use a spatula to scratch my butt, that way my hands stay clean!
I'm all about food safety over here.
I had to laugh at some of the gloves comments only because a friend and I were discussing all these cake shows and we brought up that none of the decorators ever wears gloves, then she said it would be nice if they did, but then they could pick their nose, scratch their crotch or run their hands through dirty hair with gloves on just as easily as with their bare hands. Then we both gagged! LOL!
Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails!
You're too twisted for words! LOL!
There is this concept, you may have heard of many many moons ago......its called......shhhhhhh,......come closer................ya ready...................................
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hand washing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mwuhahahahahahahahaha
oh and no picking your arse please....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails!
EEEEWWwwww....
That's why in addition to baking naked I also use a spatula to scratch my butt, that way my hands stay clean!
I'm all about food safety over here.[/quote]
And the spatula goes on the cake????? GROSS!!!!!!
Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails!
EEEEWWwwww....
That's why in addition to baking naked I also use a spatula to scratch my butt, that way my hands stay clean!
I'm all about food safety over here.
And the spatula goes on the cake????? GROSS!!!!!![/quote]
What if you KNOW that your butt is clean to begin with, do you even need to worry about washing your hands after scratching it? 
I'm just confused now, with all the complications of gloves and spatulas and such...
I mean who says gloves are so almighty sterile anyhow.
And, does anyone else think it MORE gross to see sweaty chefs dripping into their food as seen on challenges like Chopped, Iron Chef, and Top Chef? Gag.
Saw that on Hell's Kitchen a couple of times. Oh. My. God.
And on Iron Chef they are always stirring their pot, tasting, and re-stirring with the same spoon over and over again. Yuk!
I had to laugh at some of the gloves comments only because a friend and I were discussing all these cake shows and we brought up that none of the decorators ever wears gloves, then she said it would be nice if they did, but then they could pick their nose, scratch their crotch or run their hands through dirty hair with gloves on just as easily as with their bare hands. Then we both gagged! LOL!
Well yeah-uh! I mean, if you scratch your butt with a glove on, then you dont' have to clean out from under your nails!
You made me think of another one... Stores said the most commonly thing found in the bottom of those open bread bin's was fake fingernails...yuck
Just be careful when you're closing the dishwasher, a friend of mine was doing her dishes in the nude and closed her nipple in the dishwasher door!
Boy, your friend must have some sad, saggy boobs, or be *extremely* short, for her nipple to be level with the dishwasher door, LOL!
She's very short and old but I love her anyhow She's the sweet cuddly grandma I never had...and she makes the best Mexican food ever. I don't ask what she wears while she's cooking it
She's the sweet cuddly grandma I never had...and she makes the best Mexican food ever. I don't ask what she wears while she's cooking it
Sweet cuddly grandma and doing dishes in the nude just don't seem to go together, LOL! I just hope she doesn't fry bacon in the nude, too, OUCH!
And, does anyone else think it MORE gross to see sweaty chefs dripping into their food as seen on challenges like Chopped, Iron Chef, and Top Chef? Gag.
Saw that on Hell's Kitchen a couple of times. Oh. My. God.
And on Iron Chef they are always stirring their pot, tasting, and re-stirring with the same spoon over and over again. Yuk!
I don't watch tv, but in the gym they had a few cooking shows (raechel ray, paula dean, some others), they all taste and lick without watching, one show someone touched raw meat, then continued. maybe it was edited out, it didn't look like it, but even yes, why would they edit that out? i turned it off, i cant watch these shows cause they make me nauseous (sp?).
and cuddly old ladies getting their nipples stuck in dw's? not a pretty thought but it did get me laughing..
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