My Favorite Cookie Recipe For My Friends At Cc

Baking By BeeBoos-8599_ Updated 13 Sep 2009 , 10:38pm by Parable

BeeBoos-8599_ Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 1:45am
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Hey all,
Since fall and the Holidays are allmost upon us, I thought I would share my very favorite cookie recipe with you all. ENJOY!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 c water
1 tsp baking soda
1 c sugar
1 tsp salt
1 c brown sugar
juice of 1 lemon
4 large eggs
1 c nuts
2 c dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample Cuervo to ensure quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink.

Turn on mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar, beat again.

At this point it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup (just in case).

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the friggin fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo again.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Cose Juevo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Merry Mistmas!

14 replies
aundrea Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 1:53am
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hahahahah i had to re-read this twice. the first time, i was thinking what the heck is she talking about! this is too funny. do you mind if i share this outside of CC? this is a hoot! love this--- made my week-end.

Lcubed82 Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 2:00am
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Great!

BeeBoos-8599_ Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 2:00am
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Heck no!
Feel free. I tried to just attach it but it would not accept a word doc. I have had it for a few years and I pass it out all the time.
Take the credit!

rezzygirl Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 3:03pm
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That's too funny!!!!! icon_smile.gificon_smile.gif

mjk350 Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 3:50pm
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This is so funny!!! I may have to try this one. LOL icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

tatorchip Posted 1 Sep 2009 , 2:52am
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Love this, so funny

Criola Posted 1 Sep 2009 , 3:08am
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Lol....love it....thanks for sharing!

jimandmollie Posted 1 Sep 2009 , 3:14am
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This is how my Aunt Rose used to make her Rum Balls! Seriously! icon_lol.gif I remember them getting all snookered up and messing them up every time when I was a kid!

JGMB Posted 1 Sep 2009 , 12:01pm
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How funny!! We have an entire shelf full of bottles of Tequila -- my husband deals a lot with Mexican clients, and they give him a bottle every time they meet. Oh, and did I mention that neither of us drinks? LOL

bobwonderbuns Posted 4 Sep 2009 , 2:29am
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That's too cute! icon_biggrin.gif

cylstrial Posted 4 Sep 2009 , 4:43pm
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LOL! Too funny!

Spuddysmom Posted 4 Sep 2009 , 4:53pm
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Heeey - tonight I'm making cookies!!!! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

GottaLuvCake Posted 13 Sep 2009 , 8:21am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JGMB

How funny!! We have an entire shelf full of bottles of Tequila -- my husband deals a lot with Mexican clients, and they give him a bottle every time they meet. Oh, and did I mention that neither of us drinks? LOL



I say we crash your place to make this recipe !!! LOL
I too had to start over reading it to make sure ! too funny thanks for the laugh

Parable Posted 13 Sep 2009 , 10:38pm
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OMG, I think our sugar arts guild would love this recipe! I mean in print, of course. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

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