my friend calls a little while ago on my cell, i'm trying to multi task while listening to her...i'm helping my 5 yr old with a really crappy job (hehehe...bathroom humor!) and holding the phone against my ear with my shoulder...i'm thinking "oh my gosh...one of my cakes is featured somewhere" and i'm starting to get really excited!!!!! she then proceeds to tell me it's in the oct 2008 issue OF HUSTLER!!!!!

<<<<crickets>>>

i almost dropped my cell phone into the poo below. i'm so flustered i walked out of the bathroom, don't wash my hands, and leave my poor 5 yr old sitting on the pot.

i'm convinced (desperately hoping beyond hope, actually) that it's just a twin, not really me, but she swears it's me and says she and her husband are sitting there staring at it. i'm starting to fume inside, wondering what jerk of a past boyfriend has submitted a candid of me and how i could find him and kill him (although i'm 6 months pregnant and can barely breathe.)

after 5 minutes of getting me revved up, she admits that it is, indeed, me, BUTTTT it's a fully clothed version of me, my husband, her husband, and another male friend posing in our costumes at an annual sci=fi convention in atlanta!!!! shewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

apparently the article is called "confessions of a con sl*t", and there are random pics of people that the author saw in their costumes and really liked...so there i am...

i can now say that i have been in hustler...i keep giggling

The funny thing is that your friend and her husband were reading Hustler together! I know I'm not the only one whose mind went there!

Wow! I'm sure that you were about to die at first. She was having some fun at your expense. I kept thinking she was going to say your cake was in the magazine...I kept waiting and waiting. Nope, no cake!