A man wants to celebrate his wifes Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says, Put Youre not getting older, at the top and Youre getting better at the bottom.
The real fun didnt start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
Youre not getting older at the top, Youre getting better at the bottom.
I wouldn't be surprised to actually see that on cake wrecks someday!
I bet this was commented during the whole party.