Just thought i would share this, it's a joke i found which i thought was pretty funny
HOLIDAY FRUITCAKE RECIPE:
You'll need the following: 1 C water 1 C sugar 1 C brown sugar 4 large eggs lemon juice 1 tsp baking soda 2 C dried fruit nuts 1 tsp salt 1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 C of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares. Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to off the beat turner. Throw the bowl out the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?!
....feel free to share any other jokes you know
hahahahahahaha, when i read this, i totally laughed out loud! it's super funny! nice one..
LOL too funny!!
Here's one. I only know of one more.
Q: Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman from wanting sex?
A: Its' called "Wedding Cake"
Here is a website similar to cakewrecks. Just no where near the volume that cakewrecks has.