Penis In "action" Cake Help Pleezzzz!!!

Decorating By tj_superstar Updated 1 Sep 2012 , 12:09am by owatto

tj_superstar Posted 30 Jun 2009 , 9:53pm
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I'm making an upright penis cake that'll be covered in fondant. I also got an idea to make "cum" squirting out from a video I saw. I was thinking of using a diluted royal icing for the cum. Any ideas how i can achieve it?

I've included a link to the video only to show the "cum"-part of the cake. I really want my cake to be a lot better-looking, more realistic-looking than in the video.

I'm in a serious time crunch as tomorrow I'm starting to build it for a friend's 21st birthday party this Fri. Technically I only have tomorrow and Thurs to actually work on the cake.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1738549

*ok, if i really can't get it to "cum", then my other option was to pipe it flowing down and not have it "squirting" in action. Of course to have it actually squirt would be so much cooler. icon_wink.gif

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Doug Posted 30 Jun 2009 , 10:30pm
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think turkey baster...

think clear vinyl tubing (like used in aquariums, etc. -- available at Lowes/Home Depot, etc.)

think...tubing in middle of shaft and going out bottom of cake, disguised so can't be seen snaking over to turkey baster which is in your or an accomplice's hand.

think tubing and turkey baster filled with vanilla pudding (easier, cheaper, tastier too!)

and then one surprised look when it squirts bride-to-be in the face!

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now, of course, I'm the fool who'd try to figure out how to take one of those hot water bottles and rig it to the tubing so I could fill it full and then stomp on it with my foot -- ala the ketchup packet trick-- to totally douse the intended victim.

one could also fill tubing and then attach to a bicycle pump. one swift plunge on pump.....

or attach to can of compressed air -- hit the release and.....

got a friend how is a house painter and has one of those cans that accepts a whole gallon of paint and then pressurizes it? ....hmm fill can with pudding, pressurize, attach to tubing, hit the release and.... (run for the hills -- that bride is SO going to want to kill you!)


OOOOOOOOH....one more evil thought.

Ya know those milk bags with the little tube that are used in big cafeterias to dispense milk by the glass.

well, one of those filled -- and then tube attached to the tube on the bag (relatively easy) --- and then someone only has to sit on the bag (hidden under a pillow or cover of some sort) for one gigantic splash.

heck could just by one full of milk and just squirt that in the gal's face!

Ursula40 Posted 30 Jun 2009 , 11:43pm
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Lol Doug, you ARE having fun with this problem, aren't you?

jaybug Posted 20 Jul 2009 , 2:49pm
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I'm curios to know how this cake did "cum" out! icon_lol.gif

JCE62108 Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 9:05pm
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I was thinking liquid bettercreme for the "filling". Doesnt have to be refriderated. I wonder if it would be thin enough though. I dont think RI would work well. Pudding maybe, but you have to keep it in the fridge then.

SugarFrosted Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 9:16pm
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Doug is our resident theatre-arts stage/set problem solver...I am always impressed by his ingenuity

pupandbon Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 10:40pm
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I did this once. Ran aquarium tubing through the styrofoam "penis" covered in royal icing, the tube ran under the cake and at the back of the cake, I had a large syringe filled with pina colada mix, the family covered the tubing and when the birthday girl leaned over to blow out the candles, squirt, she got a surprise!!!

Doug Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 10:48pm
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Originally Posted by JCE62108

I was thinking liquid bettercreme for the "filling". Doesnt have to be refriderated. I wonder if it would be thin enough though. I dont think RI would work well. Pudding maybe, but you have to keep it in the fridge then.




not if you buy the premade self-stable stuff that comes in a little tubs and hangs on the shelf in the dessert aisle. That would hold long enough.

or get the boston creme filling that comes in a sleeve and is normally used for filling a cake.

or just rig it so can attach the main "dispenser" at the last minute before she comes into the room to ......

JCE62108 Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 11:14pm
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Ooooh yeah. Like that sleeved custard stuff....bavarian might be better...its more white isnt it? LOL yellow might look a little un-healthy....

Doug Posted 31 Aug 2009 , 11:26pm
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Originally Posted by JCE62108

Ooooh yeah. Like that sleeved custard stuff....bavarian might be better...its more white isnt it? LOL yellow might look a little un-healthy....




the point isn't healthy.

the point is a BIG MESS! -- and the bigger the better! (think the chest exploding scene in Alien!) icon_eek.gificon_surprised.gificon_rolleyes.gificon_lol.gif

d3sc3n7 Posted 10 Oct 2009 , 12:06pm
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Doug, your pretty much awesome....however, the bags of milk will make a big mess when sat upon yes, but only for the person sitting. The tubes are shorter than what you need here, and the caps dont hold well under pressure. That would be 5 gallons of milk going splody.

dukebrees Posted 6 Nov 2009 , 3:39pm
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When I made my first penis cake I decided to make it standing at an angle and I ran tubing from the tip through the board. i connected the tubing to a small squirt gun that filled from the side. i glued the gun to the bottom of the board with the fill hole accessible and filled the gun with tequilla. I designed it so you could carry the cake around at the party and the girls could get "squirted" by the cake. It was a big hit!

labrat Posted 4 May 2010 , 7:39pm
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Damn!
I just made a cake like this - as a ring toss game for a bachelorette party. I sooooo should have made it a working model!

kellyanne1981 Posted 16 May 2010 , 9:28pm
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i have done the action version of cake i used a turkey baster filled with cream. cut a hole in the board. i made it for my old boss after i had just resigned. carried the cake to her, for her b'day, she thought it was good. when she went to BLOW the candles out, the cream was deployed. definately a suprise icon_evil.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gifthumbs_up.gif

owatto Posted 1 Sep 2012 , 12:09am
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I had a good laugh at that video!
Is there any photos of how your cake turned out?

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