A friend has asked me to make a retirement cake for someone at the post office. Their mail trucks are always breaking down so I'm putting a broken down truck on the cake. Can anyone give me any ideas for a cute or funny saying to go along with it???
There are some cute sayings here:
Old mailmen never die.
They just lose their ZIP!
<name> is breaking down & retiring!!
Wind, sleet or snow...nothing stops the mail (except for the trucks!)