Scratch, Mix, Buttercream, Fondant, Charge, No Charge.....

Decorating By Shelle_75 Updated 15 May 2009 , 2:50am by jensenscakes

Shelle_75 Posted 12 May 2009 , 8:33pm
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So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.

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tiggy2 Posted 12 May 2009 , 8:39pm
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LOL.............you'll never make everyone happy!

sambugjoebear Posted 12 May 2009 , 8:46pm
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icon_eek.gificon_biggrin.gif After all that I feel like having the Spongebob/Patrick conversation that's in your signature.

Shelle_75 Posted 12 May 2009 , 9:05pm
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Originally Posted by sambugjoebear

icon_eek.gificon_biggrin.gif After all that I feel like having the Spongebob/Patrick conversation that's in your signature.




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-Tubbs Posted 12 May 2009 , 11:59pm
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That's all well & good, but what are your views on religion and politics?

Deb_ Posted 13 May 2009 , 12:06am
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Originally Posted by Shelle_75

So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.

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OK first things first..........Are you licensed? icon_lol.gif

Shelle_75 Posted 13 May 2009 , 12:06am
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Originally Posted by TubbsCookies

That's all well & good, but what are your views on religion and politics?




LOL

Oh, no you did not.

sayhellojana Posted 13 May 2009 , 12:12am
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Ahahahaha icon_wink.gif
Oh, that was great. I'll get on translating recipes to Protugese

auntmamie Posted 13 May 2009 , 12:15am
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Don't forget to only accept personal check as payment for the quinciniera cake, and deposit it into your personal checking account before the cake is due. icon_biggrin.gif

Shelle_75 Posted 13 May 2009 , 4:15am
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Originally Posted by dkelly

OK first things first..........Are you licensed? icon_lol.gif





Hee hee hee. Nope. I have my own farmer's market roadside stand beside my driveway.

And animals in my house. icon_twisted.gif

mandyloo Posted 13 May 2009 , 4:27am
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lmao

en-passant Posted 13 May 2009 , 4:35am
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LOL!

in2cakes2 Posted 13 May 2009 , 4:42am
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At first I was like icon_eek.gif then I read on and was like icon_confused.gif then I was like dunce.gif and finally I was like icon_cool.gif

Shelle_75 Posted 13 May 2009 , 10:19am
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At first I was like icon_eek.gif then I read on and was like icon_confused.gif then I was like dunce.gif and finally I was like icon_cool.gif




Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Deb_ Posted 13 May 2009 , 9:02pm
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Originally Posted by Shelle_75

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Originally Posted by dkelly

OK first things first..........Are you licensed? icon_lol.gif




Hee hee hee. Nope. I have my own farmer's market roadside stand beside my driveway.

And animals in my house. icon_twisted.gif




And a cigarette hanging out of your mouth with 3" of ash on the end? icon_lol.gif

alanaj Posted 13 May 2009 , 11:01pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T YELL OR OVERUSE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!

Michellers Posted 14 May 2009 , 4:23am
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But tell me, did you deliver it with no box? And did you put it in the cargo area where your dog likes to sit?

luv2cook721 Posted 14 May 2009 , 4:36am
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Ha, ha, thanks for the laughs!

bemshelt Posted 14 May 2009 , 4:48am
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Originally Posted by dkelly

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Originally Posted by Shelle_75

Quote:
Originally Posted by dkelly

OK first things first..........Are you licensed? icon_lol.gif




Hee hee hee. Nope. I have my own farmer's market roadside stand beside my driveway.

And animals in my house. icon_twisted.gif



And a cigarette hanging out of your mouth with 3" of ash on the end? icon_lol.gif



And PLEASE tell me you had a baby on your hip with a soaking wet diaper, wet t-shirt, and a bottle of Mountain Dew.

1234me Posted 14 May 2009 , 10:18pm
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Originally Posted by dkelly

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelle_75

So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.

icon_lol.gif



OK first things first..........Are you licensed? icon_lol.gif





LOVE IT! That always seems to be the #1 question. Someone could ask how to spell chocolate and the responses would somehow come back to "Are you licensed?"

Too funny!

Also, how much would you charge for .......

lostincake Posted 14 May 2009 , 10:29pm
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Originally Posted by Shelle_75

So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.

icon_lol.gif




YES...all of this WOULD make me happy!!! LOL - thanks for the laugh!

costumeczar Posted 15 May 2009 , 1:51am
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Originally Posted by dkelly

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shelle_75

So, a friend of a friend of my second cousin's next door neighbor told me I would be sponsoring her pen pal's quinceañera party by making her a free cake, and I was just wondering, if I made every other layer from scratch and every other layer from a box mix, and covered half in fondant and half in buttercream only, and told her it would be for free but she had to pay for the supplies and sing me a song while standing on her head and simultaneously patting her tummy, would this make everyone happy? And if you have a recipe for a good scratch white cake could you please email it to me by five o'clock with complete instructions in both English and Portugese? And by the way there are really too many of these posts but everyone has the right to either voice their opinion or tell people to stop voicing their opinion, but only on the third Tuesday in September, and my post is one big paragraph with no separations for topic change and I need to wash some laundry (the real kind, NOT the euphemistic kind) but I HATE doing socks because there are always some missing. And this post probably belongs in the lounge, and is reminicent of "The Most Controversial Thread EVER" thread, and is only intended to bring a smile to the faces of my favorite cake people in the whole world. Phew. I'm tired.

icon_lol.gif



OK first things first..........Are you licensed? icon_lol.gif




Dkelly! You totally stole my question!!!!

jensenscakes Posted 15 May 2009 , 2:50am
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Thanks I needed a great laugh today and now I have tears streaming down my face. icon_lol.gif

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