If You Can Use A Laugh...men's Answer To Maxine.....

Lounge By xstitcher Updated 4 May 2009 , 6:38pm by mkolmar

xstitcher Posted 3 May 2009 , 6:32pm
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Thought you all might get a kick out of this one....

Men's answer to Maxine!!!


Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary thing s' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle it!

AND MAXINE SAYS............'MARVIN'...


Maxine just had to have the last word.

5 replies
SpringFlour Posted 3 May 2009 , 6:36pm
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Ha icon_lol.gif ha icon_lol.gif ha! icon_lol.gif

I just had to e-mail this to a friend. What a crack up!

xstitcher Posted 4 May 2009 , 2:02am
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I thought it was a riot too! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

Deb_ Posted 4 May 2009 , 2:15am
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Thanks for the laugh Parm! I have this image in my mind right now of a *male* Maxine.....and for some reason he resembles my DH! icon_lol.gificon_biggrin.gif

xstitcher Posted 4 May 2009 , 2:17am
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Yours and mine both Deb..... icon_lol.gif

mkolmar Posted 4 May 2009 , 6:38pm
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I'm emailing this to my DH! Funny.

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