Will Never Buy From Home Baker
Decorating By quilting2011 Updated 27 Apr 2009 , 1:13pm by ntertayneme
I've been keeping up with this post and OMG...you ladies are freakin HILARIOUS!!!! I haven't stopped laughing yet. I haven't posted too much since I joined but goodness gracious I'd hate to be missing out on such great comedy. As a home baker myself, I think this is just funny...I also think this lady gets the drift since she hasn't posted a reply yet.
[quote="shannon0407Can't you just saran wrap kitty? [/quote]
Once, when my kids were small, I was trying to paint a room. I complained to my neighbor that, everytime I had my roller full of paint and ready to go, my daughter needed me for something. The neighbor said, "Oh, I read somewhere that you can just pop them into a Ziploc bag and they'll be okay." I said, "Oh, that sounds good, but I'm not sure she'd fit."
My neighbor looked HORRIFIED -- I thought she was going to run home and report me to Child Protective Services. She never did have a sense of humor!!
bakermommy4 we joined on exactly the same day........I've got almost 2000 posts, you're still a *NEWBIE*
OK now I'm really embarrassed 
*coughaddictcough*
Once, when my kids were small, I was trying to paint a room. I complained to my neighbor that, everytime I had my roller full of paint and ready to go, my daughter needed me for something. The neighbor said, "Oh, I read somewhere that you can just pop them into a Ziploc bag and they'll be okay." I said, "Oh, that sounds good, but I'm not sure she'd fit."
My neighbor looked HORRIFIED -- I thought she was going to run home and report me to Child Protective Services. She never did have a sense of humor!!
My ex hubby used duct tape to secure his little cousin to the wall so he could clean the house without her messing it up!
Wait saran wrap... I use duct tape for my cats. Well except the butt which gets a premie diaper! The dogs... they are shaved. They just come in so handy, their tongues make a icing covered wisk sparkle like new in no time! Who needs to wash them! 
bakermommy4 we joined on exactly the same day........I've got almost 2000 posts, you're still a *NEWBIE*
OK now I'm really embarrassed
Yeah, but now that she's outed herself, what makes her think we're going to allow her to shrink back to her cake closet?
Theresa 
[quote="shannon0407Can't you just saran wrap kitty?
Once, when my kids were small, I was trying to paint a room. I complained to my neighbor that, everytime I had my roller full of paint and ready to go, my daughter needed me for something. The neighbor said, "Oh, I read somewhere that you can just pop them into a Ziploc bag and they'll be okay." I said, "Oh, that sounds good, but I'm not sure she'd fit."
My neighbor looked HORRIFIED -- I thought she was going to run home and report me to Child Protective Services. She never did have a sense of humor!![/quote]
ROTFLMAO!! That is so freakin funny!! 
That totally sounds like something I would say. Especially to someone who is unable to take a joke.
That brightens my day up just thinking about the look on her face. 
oh don't be shame dkelly...i go to school full time...i have four girls ages 10,6,4,and 2...I've just got my cake business off of the ground (from home too LOL). I don't have time to do anything...this site has become a breath of fresh air for me over the last couple of days...I'll catch up with you in no time...
Oh, and JGMB...they should start making those ziploc bags bigger!!!LOL
Oh, and JGMB...they should start making those ziploc bags bigger!!!LOL
They do! I saw these jumbo storage bags, just like ziplocs, in Dollar Tree last week. They were large enough to fit a small child in.
Theresa
[quote="shannon0407Can't you just saran wrap kitty?
Once, when my kids were small, I was trying to paint a room. I complained to my neighbor that, everytime I had my roller full of paint and ready to go, my daughter needed me for something. The neighbor said, "Oh, I read somewhere that you can just pop them into a Ziploc bag and they'll be okay." I said, "Oh, that sounds good, but I'm not sure she'd fit."
My neighbor looked HORRIFIED -- I thought she was going to run home and report me to Child Protective Services. She never did have a sense of humor!![/quote]
I had to explain this to my DH because I cracked up so loudly. Thanks for the laugh.
now how come when I hit the "quote" button my post is coming up looking like it was part of the other person's post?
obviously i'm slightly confused about technology you guys so please be patient with me...
I think I could find something for the tail to do...
Could you teach it how to write the messages on birthday cakes?
Theresa
oh don't be shame dkelly...i go to school full time...i have four girls ages 10,6,4,and 2...I've just got my cake business off of the ground (from home too LOL). I don't have time to do anything...this site has become a breath of fresh air for me over the last couple of days...I'll catch up with you in no time...
Oh, and JGMB...they should start making those ziploc bags bigger!!!LOL
Whew............I feel much better now! 
My kids are away at college and it's just hubby and me now.
You'd think that *laundry* would keep me off of CC, now that we have the house to ourselves...........lately my machine is stuck on the *quick* cycle 
Hey bakermommy4 don't be a stranger, stick around we'll get you out of the *newbie* status before you know it.
I think I could find something for the tail to do...
Could you teach it how to write the messages on birthday cakes?
Theresa
Or how about cake painting? Think "fan brush"
Theresa
bakermommy4 we joined on exactly the same day........I've got almost 2000 posts, you're still a *NEWBIE*
OK now I'm really embarrassed *coughaddictcough*
Would you like some Robitussin?
dkelly i'm sorry I had to look. That was only 13 min in between posts. Go back and do more laundry girl!!!
I read this thread earlier and just had to come back to it,its soooooooooo entertaining ladies!! I'd rather have an eggshell than eyelashes or like boogers in my cake anyone could just as easily get a shell in there scrambled eggs.I am a home baker, and am very careful,but still apt to make mistakes baking.Maybe this ML who made the cake,made an honest mishap and it wasn't very visible to her.I do have to say I landed a job at my local grocery store bakery,thought this would be great!! I lasted 3 and 1/2 hrs befor I was ready to puke litterally,and was afraid to touch all the nasty wasty items that hadn't been properly cleaned,and I said they could keep the job. I would much rather by from the home baker. I do not have my own bakery yet(hope to someday ),but it certainly wouldn't be kept like a superfresh or walmart etc.
bakermommy4 we joined on exactly the same day........I've got almost 2000 posts, you're still a *NEWBIE*
OK now I'm really embarrassed *coughaddictcough*
Would you like some Robitussin?
Hairball? See, we told you to wrap up the cat!
Theresa
He he - when dkelly said that about 2000 posts the song "Just can't get enough" suddenly popped in my head!
I heart Depeche Mode!
dkelly i'm sorry I had to look. That was only 13 min in between posts. Go back and do more laundry girl!!!
I'm alone tonight, my DH took my Son to the Sox/Yankee game, I was supposed to go but my Son BEGGED me to let him go instead.
So the only *laundry* getting done tonight is the real kind.
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