Will Never Buy From Home Baker
Decorating By quilting2011 Updated 27 Apr 2009 , 1:13pm by ntertayneme
I think I could find something for the tail to do...
Could you teach it how to write the messages on birthday cakes?
Theresa
How about:
To brush cornstarch off fondant?
To dust whole cakes in luster dust?
To texturize crusted buttercream?
To sweep crumbs off cakes and cake boards?
To keep bows in shape till they dry?
To spread shortening on pans?
Uses for my dog's tongue include:
To clean bowls between use
To sweep excess frosting off spatulas
To smooth sides and top of cake (no need for viva method when you've perfected the Fido method)
To keep moisten fondant pieces for adhering
As a general dishwasher and dryer.
WHOA dkelly - laundry by yourself - hey now hey now!
niliquely.........I'm blushing now
dkelly i'm sorry I had to look. That was only 13 min in between posts. Go back and do more laundry girl!!!
I'm alone tonight, my DH took my Son to the Sox/Yankee game, I was supposed to go but my Son BEGGED me to let him go instead.
So the only *laundry* getting done tonight is the real kind.
bummer... but now you can hang out with us without feeling like your neglecting someone!
WHOA dkelly - laundry by yourself - hey now hey now!
ROFLOL..... It's all in a day's work?
bakermommy4 we joined on exactly the same day........I've got almost 2000 posts, you're still a *NEWBIE* OK now I'm really embarrassed
*coughaddictcough*
Would you like some Robitussin?
ew, no thanks. Got cake? *bats eyelashes*
WHOA dkelly - laundry by yourself - hey now hey now!
ROFLOL..... It's all in a day's work?
The need to caution against carpal tunnel or arthritis has suddenly flashed through my "educated by Mad Magazine" mind.
Theresa
bummer... but now you can hang out with us without feeling like your neglecting someone!
True...........nobody to neglect 'cept the cats and I've got them in a couple of Ziploc bags secured with some duct tape just in case they try to claw their way out.
WHOA dkelly - laundry by yourself - hey now hey now!
I come back 10 minutes later and you girls are airing the dirty "laundry!!" This is hilarious!
bummer... but now you can hang out with us without feeling like your neglecting someone!
True...........nobody to neglect 'cept the cats and I've got them in a couple of Ziploc bags secured with some duct tape just in case they try to claw their way out.
If they had on their hairnet booties you wouldn't have to worry about those claws.
bummer... but now you can hang out with us without feeling like your neglecting someone!
True...........nobody to neglect 'cept the cats and I've got them in a couple of Ziploc bags secured with some duct tape just in case they try to claw their way out.
LOLOLOL
The need to caution against carpal tunnel or arthritis has suddenly flashed through my "educated by Mad Magazine" mind.
Theresa
It's a good thing I can blame my carpal tunnel issue on hair cutting and cake decorating
shhhhhh........niliquely hasn't posted in almost 15 minutes, I think she's doing *baby making* laundry. She should be back any second now
Ok, went and worked on my room and have come back to cat booties, cows tongues and tails, saran wrapped cats, a really yucky Dominoes YouTube video, "laundry" (heh, heh), and the cats stashed in zip lock bags sealed with duct tape.
Have I missed anything?
glad someone let me in on what *laundry* was, taking it literally caused quite a bit of confusion
It's very interesting how someone expresses their own opinion about not wanting to buy from a home baker because she was grossed out by an eggshell and she gets insulted for it. I think she worded it wrong, but jeez...
Can people disagree without throwing in insults? Agree or disagree with her comments, but to call her a troll is ridiculous.
Truth be told, I remember seeing a thread on another forum where a "valued member" here said something that was incredibly insulting to most of the people on that board. Even people with loads of insight and who are helpful most of the time can have a bad day and/or "pull a boner".
I saw the OP as a big eccentric, but some people do get THAT grossed out by things like an egg shell in a cake. Give her a break.
bummer... but now you can hang out with us without feeling like your neglecting someone!
True...........nobody to neglect 'cept the cats and I've got them in a couple of Ziploc bags secured with some duct tape just in case they try to claw their way out.
If they had on their hairnet booties you wouldn't have to worry about those claws.
You guys are making me for real LAUGH OUT LOUD!! The cats keep waking up! Hmmmmmmm I'm wondering if I should maybe poke a couple of holes in those bags for air
omg dkelly i've got to find those bags...but my kids (those crafty little monsters) could probably teleport themselves out and back playing with my fondant in no time LOL.
At the rate this post is going...I can feel my "newbie" status fading fading fading.
You ladies are absolutely a life saver!!!
It's very interesting how someone expresses their own opinion about not wanting to buy from a home baker because she was grossed out by an eggshell and she gets insulted for it. I think she worded it wrong, but jeez...
Can people disagree without throwing in insults? Agree or disagree with her comments, but to call her a troll is ridiculous.
Truth be told, I remember seeing a thread on another forum where a "valued member" here said something that was incredibly insulting to most of the people on that board. Even people with loads of insight and who are helpful most of the time can have a bad day and/or "pull a boner".
I saw the OP as a big eccentric, but some people do get THAT grossed out by things like an egg shell in a cake. Give her a break.
eggshell? what eggshell?
bummer... but now you can hang out with us without feeling like your neglecting someone!
True...........nobody to neglect 'cept the cats and I've got them in a couple of Ziploc bags secured with some duct tape just in case they try to claw their way out.
If they had on their hairnet booties you wouldn't have to worry about those claws.
You guys are making me for real LAUGH OUT LOUD!! The cats keep waking up! Hmmmmmmm I'm wondering if I should maybe poke a couple of holes in those bags for air
The least you could do is loosen up the duct tape. Poor kitties....
Seriously...I was putting my daughter to bed...I swear!!!!
Oh is that what we're calling IT now? Got that ladies? Instead of *laundry*, it's *putting my daughter to bed*
It's very interesting how someone expresses their own opinion about not wanting to buy from a home baker because she was grossed out by an eggshell and she gets insulted for it. I think she worded it wrong, but jeez...
Can people disagree without throwing in insults? Agree or disagree with her comments, but to call her a troll is ridiculous.
Truth be told, I remember seeing a thread on another forum where a "valued member" here said something that was incredibly insulting to most of the people on that board. Even people with loads of insight and who are helpful most of the time can have a bad day and/or "pull a boner".
I saw the OP as a big eccentric, but some people do get THAT grossed out by things like an egg shell in a cake. Give her a break.
I totally agree with you. That's why I didn't join in until the conversation got interesting. Now we are having loads of fun. OP is welcome to come back and join in but maybe she should clarify that (hopefully) she doesn't think less of those of us who are home bakers.
Whoa! Short and curlies, long black hair, fingernails. Yuck! But at least we can think (hope??) they're there accidentally. Have you seen the Dominoes video about two idiots deliberately dirtying up the food???
I'm not naive; I've worked in hotel kitchens so I know what's going on. But this video make me never want to eat out again. I've never seen such disrespect.
(note: the original video was pulled so you can only see snippets from a newscast)
Just had to chime in here and tell you that this happened in 30 minutes from my house and the girl in the video lives in my town. I've never seen a more blatent disrespect than what is shown on their video. I saw it on our local news and I also saw the entire version on youtube before it was pulled. Let me just say that you should be glad you only saw this one. You really may never eat out again.
I actually had forgot that this was about eggshells....
So did 99% of us
I actually had forgot that this was about eggshells....
What eggshells??
I'm gonna loose my newbie status with this one topic. It started with me being kinda offended about the home baker thing being a home baker myself...but now I'm on the hunt for those kid size ziploc bags LOL
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