My husband and father in law have requested me to make a limp dicked, blue balled penis for my husband's aunt's 50th bday party. not only does fil want it to squirt (already read how to do that in another post) but they want something silly wrote on it and I have no ideas... any suggestions...The party is Saturday but I will be making the majority of the cake Thursday and Friday due to other oblagations.
why is she getting that kind of cake? mayeb the story would help us to come up with a saying... id tink the image says it all though, lol.
Ummm... Will the aunt appreciate a cake implying that she is a frigid woman, and emasculates men?
Perhaps it's an 'in joke', but you probably should have them explain it, so an appropriate message can be figured out.
Her husband got boob cakes for his 50th bday. I decided that I am just going to write whatever we come up with on the foil that is covering the board instead of the cake.
Well... if it was me... and the husband got a lovely boob cake...
I say give her a dick she would want to see, not some blue-balled limp one like she normally gets!!! *
* the above was an attempt at evil humor!!! bwaahahahahahahaha !
By the way, what do blue balled penises look like? I'm very curious.
Rylan, you are too funny. I was going to say something, but I think I'll avoid be censored.