Flute For A Penis

Decorating By loriemoms Updated 4 Aug 2009 , 8:30pm by QueenMo

loriemoms Posted 13 Mar 2009 , 12:04pm
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Yes, you read that right. I am making a male torso but instead of a penis, it will have a flute. What I cannot figure out is how to make it look like the flute is the penis (and not just a flute laying across his legs) I dont want it sticking straight out, that would look funny. Should I just have it lay across his leg, maybe at an angle? Should I make it shorter then most flutes? (I was going to make the flute out of gum paste)
a flute is so much more skinnier and longer then well, unless well, you are poor guy.

It will also have the testicles!

Any ideas welcomed!

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onebigdogmama Posted 14 Mar 2009 , 6:29pm
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This is my funny response, I am chuckling as I am typing. So I googled piccolo. It is shorter than a flute and in Italian means small (according to Wikipedia). Not sure if it has to be a flute or can be a piccolo.
A natural laying on the leg, like you said, might look better than sticking straight out.

Good Luck! thumbs_up.gif

sweetcakes Posted 15 Mar 2009 , 2:43am
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strange request... perhaps you can put a little 'helmet' at the end of it!!!

SugarFrosted Posted 15 Mar 2009 , 8:12am
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A recorder is a wooden flute...would that work, or must it be a traditional silver flute? A recorder has the right shape and looks almost like "man's best friend" without any alteration. Imagine the mouthpiece as the "business end" lol! icon_wink.gif


http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50337409/Simple_Soprano_Wooden_Recorder.jpg

http://www.woodentoystore.co.uk/images/NCT-0100_Large%20Natural%20Wood%20Recorder_Main01.jpg

loriemoms Posted 15 Mar 2009 , 10:55am
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I assume it is a silver flute, as the traditional kind, but that is a good question I will have to ask the customer...

(hey I only take the orders, I tell all my customers I am their cake slave and will do anything they want, no questions asked. hahaha)

(Love the Wallis and Gromit avatar!)

SugarFrosted Posted 16 Mar 2009 , 8:36pm
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I know exactly what you mean...I tell my clients I will do whatever they want, and tho sometimes I cringe...I do it. Sometimes I feel so dirty icon_wink.gif hahahahahahaha just kidding

Thanks! I think Wallace & Gromit are great too! icon_biggrin.gif

loriemoms Posted 17 Mar 2009 , 11:51am
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I checked with the client and they do want it to be a silver flute...so this will be interesting! I will post a photo for sure..

Thanks for your help!

(PS I wish they would make another W&G movie! Cheeeese!)

SugarFrosted Posted 17 Mar 2009 , 7:37pm
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Nick Park/Aardman Animation do have another W&G short movie!
My avatar is from "Wallace & Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death" about a BAKERY!

I hope you have seen all the other W&Gs:
A Grand Day Out
The Wrong Trousers
A Close Shave
The Curse of the Were Rabbit

Other things you might have heard of, in the same style, by Aardman Animation:
Creature Comforts
Shaun the Sheep
Chicken Run

Can you tell I'm a big fan? icon_lol.gif

loriemoms Posted 17 Mar 2009 , 7:46pm
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We always make fun my stepson who's name is Sean....in our best Wallace voice "Seaaaannn!"

Anyway, I have posted the cake in the gallery!

http://www.cakecentral.com/cake-photo_1332223.html

Would love any comments! Deliver it tomorrow...for a radio show! I have to even go on the air!!

SugarFrosted Posted 17 Mar 2009 , 8:03pm
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Comment posted!
I hope the cake hits just the right note with them and that they aren't just a bunch of blowhards (Those people can suck the life out of you icon_wink.gif )

Sorry couldn't resist icon_rolleyes.gif

loriemoms Posted 18 Mar 2009 , 10:50pm
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hahaha! I presented the cake this morning on the radio..it was a huge hit! Everyone was grabbing cameras and laughing histerically...

Momof4luvscakes Posted 23 Apr 2009 , 3:07pm
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I saw your cake on the station's website. It was great!!! I like your stuff better than Naughty and Iced.

loriemoms Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 2:29am
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Did they post the photo on their web site? I had looked but didnt see it..I thought maybe it was too risque..

Momof4luvscakes Posted 26 Apr 2009 , 3:37am
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Yep. Even had who made it!!

jaybug Posted 20 Jul 2009 , 2:59pm
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Way cute! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif You can actually "toot your own horn"! icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

CdnTX066 Posted 2 Aug 2009 , 2:58am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SugarFrosted

Nick Park/Aardman Animation do have another W&G short movie!
My avatar is from "Wallace & Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death" about a BAKERY!

I hope you have seen all the other W&Gs:
A Grand Day Out
The Wrong Trousers
A Close Shave
The Curse of the Were Rabbit

Other things you might have heard of, in the same style, by Aardman Animation:
Creature Comforts
Shaun the Sheep
Chicken Run

Can you tell I'm a big fan? icon_lol.gif




"What kind of Pie? Apple pie?" lol. I just watched Chicken Run last night, first time in years! Makes me laugh!! My 20 yr old daughter named her red eyed tree frogs Wallace and Grommit!
Catherine

umgrzfn Posted 2 Aug 2009 , 3:47am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by onebigdogmama

This is my funny response, I am chuckling as I am typing. So I googled piccolo. It is shorter than a flute and in Italian means small (according to Wikipedia). Not sure if it has to be a flute or can be a piccolo.
A natural laying on the leg, like you said, might look better than sticking straight out.

Good Luck! thumbs_up.gif



I as well am chuckling. If you look in my pictures, I actually made a piccolo for my daughters sweet 16 (atleast I think it is in my photos, if not, PM me) I would make it the same, except adjust the "head". I would make the top like a "mushroom" then right below, make the opening the hole for the piccolo and go down from there. I hope this makes sence! icon_biggrin.gificon_redface.gif

QueenMo Posted 4 Aug 2009 , 8:30pm
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I think it turned out great! great job! icon_lol.gif

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