GayeG Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 4:28pm

Hey Everyone! I've just gotten "another" strange request - it never fails to amaze me! icon_rolleyes.gif I got an order for 100 Anti-Valentine Cookies ... Hmmmmmmm ... Ive been thinking all morning and so far have failed to come up with more than a few designs!!! Any help and ideas will so be appreciated!!! TFL! Happy Baking!

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johnson6ofus Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 4:43pm

black hearts instead of red
broken hearts instead of regular
"real" (think hospital show) hearts instead of cartoon ones
sour puss faces instead of smiley
conversation hearts with slams instead of compliments

see: http://shop.cafepress.com/anti-valentines

HTH Rita

cookieaddict Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 4:44pm

Weird!! why would someone go out of their way for an anti-anything.
All I can think of is, make the normal valentine cookies and then put a line across them. More like "No Entry" sign or "No left turn sign".
So, if you have a heart with "be mine" on it, put a black line across it to stick it out.

Sounds weird, sorry. I have very very very limited imagination.

GayeG Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 4:59pm

Rita & Cookie Addict ... those are all great ideas, and I had only thought of a couple of them so I'm adding these to my list! Thanx alot!

Cookie addict ... Its for an office of 6-7 girls who ALL are single, divorced or going thru a divorce. They decided to throw a big sha-bang on V-Day and thats why they wanted them ... I thought it was way funny BUT hard to make a "cute" cookie anti-anything!! icon_lol.gif

Thanx again!

ziggytarheel Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 5:12pm

Conversation Heart cookies with anti-Valentine's messages?

yellobutterfly Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 5:18pm

Last year @ my friends' bunco night she had paper plates, napkins, etc that wer covered in conversation hearts - each heart had a hilarious phrase, but I can't remember any of them! Hopefully they'll sell them again this year, in the meantime I'll see if she can remember any of them...I think they were like, "Eat Me," "Go Away," "Loser." NoWay," "Drop Dead" "get lost" "maybe Not" etc hth

7yyrt Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 6:36pm

My favorite anti-valentine page - http://www.meish.org/vd/
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GayeG Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 6:48pm

O great! Thank ya'll so much for the great links AND advice! Its really been so helpful!! And will make it so much easier! thumbs_up.gif

Honeydukes Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 7:40pm

I've done these and they were a blast! Think of all the things you hate about Valentine's day -- the commercialism, pressure, insincerity, etc. You can really have some fun with it! HTH!

I'm doing a few this year and these are my favorites:
(conversation hearts)

shut up
Hell no
it's you, not me
over you
Go away
FU
punk
you suck
bite me
WTF?
cry baby
I Hate U
Loser
Love stinks

yellobutterfly Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 7:44pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honeydukes

I've done these and they were a blast! Think of all the things you hate about Valentine's day -- the commercialism, pressure, insincerity, etc. You can really have some fun with it! HTH!

I'm doing a few this year and these are my favorites:
(conversation hearts)

shut up
Hell no
it's you, not me
over you
Go away
FU
punk
you suck
bite me
WTF?
cry baby
I Hate U
Loser
Love stinks




rotflol - I love it! "As if" is another one I forgot to put on my post

7yyrt Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 8:31pm

Oh my - I've been going through that cafepress site. It's so funny!

GayeG Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 11:01pm

OMGosh! These are so good! With all this help, Im actually looking forward to doing them now!!!

I cant wait to get started! icon_lol.gif

And the links ya'll sent are hilarious! I didnt know Anti-Valentines could be so funny!

Thanx everyone!!

Honeydukes Posted 12 Jan 2009 , 11:29pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by yellobutterfly

"As if" is another one I forgot to put on my post



Can't believe I missed that one -- it's only my sister's favorite thing to say (with a dramatic eye roll thrown in)!! She is a grown adult with kids. I cringe every time I hear it.

I do love "Eat me!" Wouldn't that be funny on a pair of those heart deco'd boxers?

Drop dead also says it all, doesn't it? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

Are we twisted? icon_confused.gificon_biggrin.gif

yellobutterfly Posted 13 Jan 2009 , 1:43am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Honeydukes

Quote:
Originally Posted by yellobutterfly

"As if" is another one I forgot to put on my post


Can't believe I missed that one -- it's only my sister's favorite thing to say (with a dramatic eye roll thrown in)!! She is a grown adult with kids. I cringe every time I hear it.

I do love "Eat me!" Wouldn't that be funny on a pair of those heart deco'd boxers?

Drop dead also says it all, doesn't it? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif

Are we twisted? icon_confused.gificon_biggrin.gif




I know, I was just thinking, "Is it weird that these are so funny to me?" ha...I think my favorite is "it's you, not me" gigglegiggle...

AKA_cupcakeshoppe Posted 13 Jan 2009 , 4:41pm

This is a great idea for a party. I just might steal it. icon_smile.gif

GayeG Posted 13 Jan 2009 , 8:16pm

I dont know how weird it is ... and its def. not just ya'll! It is soooo durn funny to me icon_razz.gif I cant wait to do them now, everyone has some great idea's -- and Im totally doing the mens boxers w/Eat Me on 'um! So funny!

I called the client this a.m. and ask how "dis-taste-ful" was ok ... She said: Anything goes! I cant wait!! icon_evil.gif *insert witchy laugh here*

Thanx ya'll!

johnson6ofus Posted 13 Jan 2009 , 8:34pm

Please post photos... icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif

Followed by evil witchy laugh icon_evil.gif

tx_cupcake Posted 13 Jan 2009 , 8:49pm

Hmmmm...
LL

shiney Posted 13 Jan 2009 , 9:44pm

txcupcake: I LOVE those. I hope I can think of someone (besides myself) to do those for!

GayeG Posted 13 Jan 2009 , 11:45pm

OMG! Those are too funny!! I can honestly say ... I've never seen those on the shelf at Wally World! icon_surprised.gif

I like the one that says: Cheap Candy Again!! *I laughed so hard I almost P'd my pants!*

Thanx! icon_redface.gif

Chiara Posted 14 Jan 2009 , 12:09am

I can't get over how creative some of you are. That was great ideas and hopefully one day more of us will be able to use them.
I love this site!

lanibird Posted 14 Jan 2009 , 12:35am

These are hilarious: http://despair.com/bittersweets.html

I think it would be fun to make some, just for the heck of it! icon_lol.gif

tx_cupcake Posted 14 Jan 2009 , 1:30pm

lanibird, I think I'm going to do just that! I'm pretty sure some of the singletons at my job will appreciate it!

lanibird Posted 14 Jan 2009 , 2:49pm

I bet they would. I want to make some for DH, cause the two of us have a sick sense of humor with each other. icon_lol.gif

yellobutterfly Posted 17 Jan 2009 , 5:06am

thought of a few more and wanted to add them here for reference:

Not Even
Piss off
Kiss up
Kiss off

kneadacookie Posted 19 Jan 2009 , 3:26pm

TOO FUNNY

not a cookie, but you can't get any more bitter than this
LL

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