Seriously.
I was making SMBC, got called away from the stove by my toddler's scream (he had fallen and after the initial shock was okay) and didn't get back to the stove in time. I just tossed the eggs in the trash, only to hear my husband ask, "Couldn't you have done anything with those?"
"Ah, no," I replied, totally annoyed by the whole situation and especially annoyed by such a dumb question.
But then I started wondering...could I have done something with them?

Add some cheese and serve 'em up to DH?